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re: Happy Birthday Kate Upton

Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:35 am to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62234 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:35 am to
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she's a coal-burner

so she's not going to the whitehaven?
Posted by CadesCove
Mounting the Woman
Member since Oct 2006
40828 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:39 am to
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so she's not going to the whitehaven?


Allen Steam Plant
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:40 am to
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she gets attention because she sparks debate.


that debate is whether she is hot, or a huge whale.



there's not really a debate...she's hot. The "huge whale" comes from the typical internet stereotypes.
Posted by Larry Gooseman
Houston
Member since Mar 2014
2797 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 8:41 am to
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Would rape/10



Trillhog, is that you?
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:03 am to
dem titties
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
40832 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:05 am to
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by 43 I'm betting she will be very plump.





Why the hell do you care? It's a women you will never met that is currently fun to look at
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
11393 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:30 am to
I'm going to set the record straight. Kate Upton has a pretty face, big tits, and is tall. That's all she's got. She's attractive, but if I had to choose between her or any girl that I know personally, I would have about a dozen options that I would consider superior to Kate Upton.

Once you wipe the celebrity fairy dust out of your eyes, you realize that she is not THAT incredible...at all.



All of this.



But I'd still hit it like the fist of an angry god.
Posted by Mr. Wayne
Member since Feb 2008
10090 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 9:57 am to
If she ever finds a gym she could really be something.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:13 am to
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She is so hot and anyone who says she isn't I question there sexuality.



Shes ok.... NOW.. By 43 she will look horrible...............
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7462 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:17 am to
I hope she takes it easy on the cake.
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:22 am to
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By 43 she will look horrible...............


im sure you looked like shite 30 years ago too.
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:28 am to
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she's a coal-burner

I thought she was a taco burner
Posted by Choctaw
Pumpin' Sunshine
Member since Jul 2007
77774 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 10:58 am to
she's dating Justin Verlander. so it looks like she's a "whatever you call white people" burner
This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 11:01 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:09 am to
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She is so hot and anyone who says she isn't I question there sexuality.



Shes ok.... NOW.. By 43 she will look horrible...............
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...and in twenty years, you'll probably be dead. But that doesn't mean Kate Upton isn't beautiful right now.

And to the poster who has "ten better options" among his friends: You should be come an agent and sign your friends to modeling contracts. You'll all be rich!
Posted by Dandy Lion
Member since Feb 2010
51416 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:12 am to
Forgot about that. I guess she´s a cracker burner...

This post was edited on 6/11/15 at 11:13 am
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
14046 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:18 am to
She is no

Posted by Cold Cous Cous
Bucktown, La.
Member since Oct 2003
15388 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:18 am to
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by 43 I'm betting she will be very plump.

And just imagine at 83, gray hair and wrinkles. WNHI
Posted by timbo
Red Stick, La.
Member since Dec 2011
7900 posts
Posted on 6/11/15 at 11:29 am to
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there's not really a debate...she's hot.


Yeah, Sports Illustrated really isn't in the habit of putting ugly women in the swimsuit issue, much less on the cover. If you make a great living modeling swimsuits and lingerie, it's safe to say that you have a body that most people would consider to be spectacular.
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