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re: Happy Birthday Cassandra Peterson - 72 YO - NSFW
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:49 pm to Godfather1
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:49 pm to Godfather1
switch hitter, former stripper, cums with the territory
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:51 pm to 777Tiger
I’ve seen her in person, too. At Wizard World New Orleans.
Didn’t talk to her, but can confirm: absolutely stunning in person, even in her mid-late 60s.
Didn’t talk to her, but can confirm: absolutely stunning in person, even in her mid-late 60s.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 1:56 pm to Godfather1
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Would still smash with extreme prejudice. And refuse to pull out. If she didn’t play for the other team these days, that is.
You never know.
BK Lounge’s buddy made out with her and turned her into a lesbian.
Maybe you could convert her back.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 2:14 pm to TheFitfulFire
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Bi, actually.
Pretty sure when a woman is committed to another woman, she’s a lesbian.
Posted on 9/17/23 at 8:20 pm to Hangover Haven
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She’s a lesbian now…
I'd be happy just to watch.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:22 pm to Hangover Haven
Being committed doesn't stop a person from attraction. Just means you don't act on it if you're monogamous.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:27 pm to blueridgeTiger
High-ho silver away ey-ey
Eyes that look like Heaven
Lips like cherry wine
That girl came showin' up makin' my little light shine!
I get a funny feelin'
Up and down my spine
'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine!
And I'm singin'
Elvira!
Elvira!
My heart's on fire
For Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up (c'mon)
High-ho silver away!
Tonight I'm gonna meet her (gonna meet her) at the hungry house cafe
I'm a give her all the love I can
Yes I am
Ooh she's gonna jump and holler
'Cause I saved up my last two dollars
And we're gonna find that preacher man
And I'm singin'
Elvira!
Elvira!
My heart's on fire, for Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up
High-ho silver away!
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Elvira! (Elvira!)
Elvira (Elvira!)
My heart's on fire
For Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up
High-ho silver away!
My heart is on, my heart's on, my heart's on
Fire
My heart is on fire for Elvira!
My heart is on fire, for Elvira!
Eyes that look like Heaven
Lips like cherry wine
That girl came showin' up makin' my little light shine!
I get a funny feelin'
Up and down my spine
'Cause I know that my Elvira's mine!
And I'm singin'
Elvira!
Elvira!
My heart's on fire
For Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up (c'mon)
High-ho silver away!
Tonight I'm gonna meet her (gonna meet her) at the hungry house cafe
I'm a give her all the love I can
Yes I am
Ooh she's gonna jump and holler
'Cause I saved up my last two dollars
And we're gonna find that preacher man
And I'm singin'
Elvira!
Elvira!
My heart's on fire, for Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up
High-ho silver away!
Oh-oh, oh-oh
Elvira! (Elvira!)
Elvira (Elvira!)
My heart's on fire
For Elvira!
Giddy up
Giddy up
High-ho silver away!
My heart is on, my heart's on, my heart's on
Fire
My heart is on fire for Elvira!
My heart is on fire, for Elvira!
Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:31 pm to blueridgeTiger
She is responsible for many loads being dropped
Posted on 10/5/23 at 4:35 pm to Godfather1
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Would still smash with extreme prejudice. And refuse to pull out.
She’s 72, no need to pull out.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:07 pm to redstick13
She's always struck me as one celebrity who would legitimately be fun to be around.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:47 pm to Hangover Haven
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She’s a lesbian now…
I never knew this but I don't think this is a "now" thing. They've apparently been together for 19 years.

Posted on 10/5/23 at 5:53 pm to blueridgeTiger
We used to have a cardboard cutout of her in the corner of our fraternity house. It was some bar’s Halloween decorations that our pledges stole. Sat in the house for a few years, lol
Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:35 pm to blueridgeTiger

Here she is when she was an underage go go dancer in Kansas. She had some enormous cans even back then.
Thus is my first post with a pic!
Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:38 pm to blueridgeTiger
Before Britney, yes. IWHI.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 6:46 pm to blueridgeTiger
Still would just to be able to say I did.
Posted on 10/5/23 at 7:26 pm to Hangover Haven
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In 2021, Cassandra Peterson — well-known for her persona as horror hostess Elvira, Mistress of the Dark — revealed that she was in a committed relationship with her former personal trainer, Teresa "T" Wierson.
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Despite her 19-year hesitation to officially come out to the public, she hasn't been able to stop talking about just how much she adores her other half since the release of her memoir, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark.
Thanks for ruining my entire youth in just one night.
This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 10/5/23 at 7:42 pm to WWII Collector
Didn’t Tom Jones break her in?
Posted on 10/5/23 at 8:20 pm to LSU316
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Those titties have made a decent amount of money over the years.
Imagine the money she could have made back in her glory days with a onlyfans page.She missed it by 20 years.

Look at those beefy hands on her girlfriend

This post was edited on 10/5/23 at 8:23 pm
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