re: Hallelujah: US will redefine ‘service animals’ flying with their owners on flights

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Yea, I could see people trying to sue for this.

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Honestly, I would rather sit next to someone with a small emotional support animal than a huge fatass.

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that's a fact. I don't even see many animals on flights. I guess I just don't fly that much, or I've just been lucky. Fat people on the other hand, are loaded on every flight.

Yesterday while attempting to haul arse across Atl and make my connection I got behind a fat non binary emo walking right down the middle of concourse D. In one hand was his/hers cell phone that it was intently staring at. In the other was a 5’ long leash that held a cracked out Wiemerimer who was straining with all its might to make nose to crotch contact with every human in its orb. The entire flow of Concourse D in the vicinity of this fiasco was stymied. Up concourse pedestrians were colliding with down concourse pedestrians. The Left Side/Right Side flow was blown to hell. Golf carts carrying the elderly and infirmed, who are normally accustomed to traveling at 45mph, were screeching to a halt. The thing and its animal were oblivious to it all. Finally after many attempts I was able to wedge my way past the dog, its leash, a group of Chinamen and clear the catastrophe. I’d made it about 10 yards downstream when I heard the yelp. I turned to look and saw what appeared to be a large oil field hand who and navigated the Chinamen/Wiemeramer matrix and apparently clipped the dog upside the nose with his roller bag. Finally his/hers attention was drawn from its phone long enough to chastise the redneck for not watching out for its dog. The guy kept walking but I made eye contact and gave him a smile to with he responded with a Jeremiah Johnson-esque head nod. Needless to say I am in favor of this new law and wish they would also make it illegal to walk down the middle of a concourses staring at an electronic device.