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Guy goes commando in Decathlon, it doesn't go as planned

Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:11 pm
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:11 pm
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An Italian decathlete finished in last place in a 400-meter race after his genitalia slipped out of his shorts.

Albert Nonino, 18, came around the first turn in good shape in the U20 World Athletics Championships on Thursday, but after the wardrobe malfunction occurred, he used his right hand to cover up.


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Nonino decided to go commando, according to Daily Star. That, combined with loose-fitting shorts, led to the mishap.
Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:14 pm to
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he used his right hand









You had me at Italian
Posted by LSUSUPERSTAR
TX
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:17 pm to
Pics?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:17 pm to

quote:

finished in last place in a 400-meter race after his genitalia slipped out of his shorts

Still not as bad as that runner who shite himself and kept going

Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:17 pm to
pics?

There are rules … something … something
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:21 pm to


hard italian penis
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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41734 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:23 pm to
But David was an Israelite
Posted by HoboDickCheese
The overpass
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:24 pm to
quote:

Still not as bad as that runner who shite herself and kept going
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:27 pm to
thread is getting shitty
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:31 pm to
Sometimes you have to pay double for that
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:31 pm to
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Still not as bad as that runner who shite himself and kept going


It was the 2000 or 2001 TX UIL 1A state meet but I saw a chick find a 6th gear and move from 7th to 3rd place in the 800 and piss herself the last 100 meters.

Wildly embarrassing I’m sure but it was really impressive to see her do that.
This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 8:33 pm
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:33 pm to
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Wildly embarrassing I’m sure but 
still..pissing yourself is way more forgivable than shitting yourself.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:35 pm to
Agreed. It was the 800 though so a bit more avoidable.

Whoever you are 3rd place finisher from
Harper ISD, I applaud the grit.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25692 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 8:36 pm to
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It was the 2000 or 2001 TX UIL 1A state meet but I saw a chick find a 6th gear and move from 7th to 3rd place in the 800 and piss herself the last 100 meters.


Jettisoning weight. Like cyclists tossing or emptying water bottles before the sprint at the end of the race.
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12740 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 9:11 pm to
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Still not as bad as that runner who shite himself and kept going


Holy crap
Posted by Slevin7
Member since Sep 2015
1972 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 9:15 pm to
I’ve almost shite myself running. I don’t know if it’s the bouncing or the physical exhaustion or what.

Sucks.

I’m pretty sure I will get arrested for shitting in some strangers yard at some point.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6408 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 9:15 pm to
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piss herself....really impressive to see her do that.


Not really, girls will let you watch if you ask nicely
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 8/5/22 at 9:55 pm to
Wonder why he chose to not wear underwear?
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18291 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 10:04 pm to
You don't have to wear underwear with running shorts. There's a built-in liner.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7464 posts
Posted on 8/5/22 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

I saw a chick find a 6th gear and move from 7th to 3rd place in the 800 and piss herself the last 100 meters. Wildly embarrassing I’m sure but it was really impressive to see her do that.


Where is the usual poster with this Gif:

This post was edited on 8/5/22 at 10:06 pm
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