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Guess no one wanted to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina

Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:28 am
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:28 am
Gwyneth Paltrow CLOSES her UK Goop store after 'losing £1.4million in revenue'









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Gwyneth Paltrow has closed the British branch of her Goop lifestyle store franchise after losing an estimated £1.4million in revenue as a consequence of the global pandemic.

The wellness brand, famed for offbeat products such as psychic vampire repellent spray, sex dust and the notorious vagina scented candle, was originally launched by Paltrow in 2008 as a weekly newsletter.

It has since developed into an internationally recognised brand, with the Hollywood star, 50, opening her first UK store in London's affluent Notting Hill in 2019.

But the shop was forced to close its doors as the coronavirus pandemic swept across Britain in March 2020, the first in a series of nationwide lockdowns, and has remained closed ever since, suffering a substantial loss of earnings in the process.





Sure it was the pandemic and not due to overpriced shite that no one wants to buy
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 7:29 am
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80267 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:30 am to
Give me the pandemic all day every day over that vapid bitch’s pussy
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13189 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:33 am to
I do.
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Bogalusa
Member since Jul 2018
4788 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:33 am to
Hollywood is full of weirdos
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
10226 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:34 am to
Does her pussy smell like pumpkin pie?
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10426 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:34 am to
I do. Just not from a candle.
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167288 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:35 am to
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I do. Just not from a candle.




Harvey Weinstein can tell you what it smells like IRL
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117717 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:37 am to
Her market share had dwindled since the release of Jeremy Clarkson’s scented candles.


Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17013 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:37 am to
I will be the first one to say that i freaking will gladly eat vag everyday just to do it cause i love doing that but there is nothing about that product that I’m gonna want to buy that
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17926 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:38 am to
quote:

Harvey Weinstein can tell you what it smells like IRL

Crazy she missed out on a celebrity endorsement
Posted by Honkus
Member since Aug 2005
51230 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:39 am to
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will be the first one to say that i freaking will gladly eat vag everyday



Explains your love of king cake filling
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22172 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:39 am to
I would need to sniff the source directly before I shelled out any money for a candle.
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15815 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:55 am to
quote:

Harvey Weinstein can tell you what it smells like IRL

Oh snap!
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10426 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 7:59 am to
quote:

Harvey Weinstein can tell you what it smells like IRL


I don't think Harvey was going down like that
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15632 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:07 am to
That is a waste of money
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30123 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:14 am to
To Brad Pitt's credit, he threatened to kick Harvey's arse for sexually harassing Gwyneth.
Posted by LSU Grad Alabama Fan
369 Cardboard Box Lane
Member since Nov 2019
10245 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:16 am to
Have smelt her pussy a time or two.
This post was edited on 1/29/23 at 10:24 am
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
10426 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:16 am to
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To Brad Pitt's credit, he threatened to kick Harvey's arse for sexually harassing Gwyneth.
It would only go to his credit if he'd actually done it.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
11300 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 8:38 am to
I’d rather see it than smell it but if she sold vag flavored cookies, I’d buy a bag.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
29098 posts
Posted on 1/29/23 at 9:50 am to
She needs therapy.
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