Greta Thunberg Reidentifies On Twitter As “Sharon”

Greta has decided to identify as a fat chick now. Her new fat name is Sharon. Greta is calling herself a “trans-fat” now

Looks like she identifies as a little “downsy”, too.

Now that she’s a cow she’s a walking hypocrite with all the methane she’s going to produce.

Amazing how threatened American males are by a teenage girl. Post after post after post about her.

edit - grammers

While I believe this girl is being abused by her parents and handlers, her changing her name after the quiz show thing is kind of funny.

This is nothing to allow yourself to get worked up over.

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The 2019 book entitled No One is Too Small To Make A Difference is a collection of speeches made by a Swedish climate change activist.

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Oh, that’s just what I want to read. Self important, scolding essays from a spoiled teenager who dropped out of high school to jet set and sail around the world lecturing countries that have drastically cut their emissions because they haven’t changed the weather for her.

I bet it’s a stimulating read.

“Dëär daïry,

Höw däre them. I can zëë da CO2 früm mïne prïvat yacht bëför I saïl früm der fjörd to go und fly on dër prïvât jet 2 yell at zëe amerïkans bëcuz dëy won’t chänjin der wëther 4 mëëeeê. Dey häven röøïnd mï lyf. I äm havïn 2 pläy da hoøky früm zëë skoöl 4 da turd yëer bëcüz Ï hav 2 fly aröud da würld wïd zëe celebrütêëz 2 bë yêllïn at poor wyte pëepül 4 drïvin zëe trucks. They shüld all drivïn zêë brand nü lectrïc car lyke mï millünaïre parents ünd häven dër sërvants use dä mäjëstïk møöse 2 püll dër yachts aröund. Zey shuüld beê forced 2 ëêt bëens. Poor mï. My lÿfe ïz so härd.

PS. Ünkel Söros sayz 2 nöt würry aböøt zëe bröwn pëepul und zëe chynamën bëecüz zëy R not az stöøpid as dër wÿte pëepul.”

"Oh NoEs GrEtA oRdErEd A bUrRiTo - GoTtA mAkE a PoSt AbOuT iT!"

How dare you.