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re: Gravy upset with the Billboards warning people about all the murders in Baton Rouge

Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:16 am to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:16 am to
And what so funny is that what he is trying to accomplish is not working.... he just makes a fool of himself with his loudmouth and the fact he doesn’t take very good care of himself being as fat as he is. There are a lot less people who don’t take him seriously as most would think.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139245 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:16 am to
I guess, according to gravy, the only way to stop racism is to get rid of white people
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135060 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Ok.. Someone enlighten me... Who is Gravy?

Sung to the Tune of “the ballad of Davy Crockett”

Born to a family in Baton Rudge,
Big fat fricker like a pile of fudge,
Raised in Florida and golly gee,
He can kill a whole bucket from KFC,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

He can single handedly shut down a whole buffet,
Then say he didn’t like it and refuse to pay,
If anyone dares to give him some lip,
He’ll call them a racist and not leave a tip,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When Alton Sterling got his thug self killed,
Gravy knew he had some 5x pants to fill,
So he jiggled down, to the Triple S,
And made himself a name in the big protest,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

When the GoFundMe money didn’t come his way,
He threw a fit on the metro council meeting day,
When they’d had enough, and hauled his arse away,
From the rear of the paddy wagon sparks did spray,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he says “Guhd Aftanoon” on his FB page,
Fake tears rollin down his cheeks as he screams in rage,
He picked him a fight with ol’ Silky Slim,
Then a bunch of the hood rats went and turned on him,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,

Now he can’t get money since the media went,
So he’s stuck living in his mom’s basement,
Even though his shirt, could double as a tent,
He should pay the OT, we keep him relevant,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Gravy, Gravy Chambers, Kang Size, wide Front n’ Rear,
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:22 am to
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:24 am to
In the 60’s and 70’s Plank and Airline was a booming area.

We know the area at one time was growing economically.

Delmont Village was growing
Tony’s seafood went from a fruit stand to seafood market.
A shopping center was built with a grocery store Kroger and Woolco at Airine and Plank Road.
Colonial shopping center Greenwell and Airline was booming.
To live infront of Istrouma High you paid a premium.

When the middle class started leaving in the mid 1970’s the businesses left.

What has people like him done to keep or bring back businesses except cry everything is racist for his community’s failures?
Posted by Friscodog
Ruston, LA. (Formerly Frisco TX)
Member since Jul 2009
5216 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:27 am to
quote:

If only people like you would comply with police orders like you do for the governor.


Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:28 am to
Silky Slim needs to beat his fat arse again.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:31 am to
quote:

This is also what happens when the police don’t live in your city. They don’t care if they harm the cities progress, because they get to drive out of town to go home. They don’t care if they slam Black bodies on the ground and kneel in their body to show excessive force. They’d rather arrest protestors for peaceful demonstration than actually build relationships and create safer communities. That’s why we are saying defund the police.


If you were BRPD, would you want to live in Baton Rouge? The black community has pretty much declared war on all cops in BR. They have killed police officers just because of their occupation. No way would I live in a city where you are considered an enemy and a target. At least they still come in to work in Baton Rouge to help and attempt to make it a safer place, which is impossible.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
Member since Jul 2017
9681 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:31 am to
Fr33manator.

Does Chicken give you royalties every time “ The Ballad of Gravy Chambers” is posted ?

You ought to throw me a little if so for giving you the idea. Shouldn’t I be listed as the creator and you as the composer.?

I really laugh out loud when I see it. Great job.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216685 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:34 am to
Agreed...........
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135060 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:36 am to


I certainly get a chuckle out of it.

Here’s another Gravy Classic

To the tune of “in the navy”

When You’re Gravy


Where can you find racists
He knows all the places
That refused to pay his fee,
Once he gets a shakedown,
He’ll shut a buffet down,
Bigger than a whale at sea

Folks don’t think it’s funny,
Muscling in on money,
For hustlers like Silky Slim,
Found him at the protest,
Gravy stuck out his chest,
Got popped in his triple chin

When you’re Gravy,
You call black men Uncle Toms,
When you’re Gravy
While you still live with your mom,
When You’re Gravy,
Try to pick fights with the cops,
When you’re Gravy,
Your campaign’s a massive flop,
When you’re Gravy,
Only care about black lives,
When you’re Gravy
If there’s people to connive

He wants you,
He wants You,
He wants you to give him your loot...
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:37 am to
Fr33, that is a masterpiece.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 10:37 am to
Says the guy who takes to social media to bash white people in general in white cops specifically.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:05 am to
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:12 am to
Why is it the sign racist? It doesn't say anything about black people, it only says how many homicides BR has had.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117330 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:13 am to
Hate unions and cop unions are one reason shitty cops keep their jobs, but their members have been shite upon by the city leadership and their own fricking chief (don't think so? Paul has essentially said his department is racist)
Posted by Aristo
Colorado
Member since Jan 2007
13292 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Hate unions and cop unions are one reason shitty cops keep their jobs


This might be true but the unions also keep good cops from being railroaded by political motives as well.
Posted by Antonio Moss
The South
Member since Mar 2006
49580 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Why is it the sign racist? It doesn't say anything about black people, it only says how many homicides BR has had.



In Chambers’ mind, legitimately critiquing a black political leader like the mayor is automatically due to racist motivations.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32438 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:41 am to
quote:

can’t grasp why it’s so hard to understand why businesses don’t/will never develop in his community


When I hear him say stuff like the 90% contracts going to white men, I wonder if he’s really too ignorant to know that contract go out to bid. The government is not going to base the decision off of race.

Are their minority owned businesses that can do the job?

Did they bid on the job?

Is their any indicator that a white owned business was chosen over those bids?

Come to the argument with some data and we can talk. Until then, please shut up and quit with the ‘BR racist’ crap.

I’d love to see a minority owned business get a big contract. I’d be happy to see it if it was the most capable and best priced bid. I think most white people feel this way.

It’s not our fault Coastal Bridge is owned by a white guy. (Assuming it is but I have no actual clue. That’s who little skin color matters to me in this sort of thing.)
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53839 posts
Posted on 7/18/20 at 11:43 am to
quote:

The government is not going to base the decision off of race.

Unfortunately, they absolutely will in BR.
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