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GPS monitoring for small children
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:12 pm
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:12 pm
i want to put a GPS in/on my kids (under 3 years old) so that i can see them on a map.
I have seen watches with GPS capability but these can be easily removed.
They have microchips for dogs that can be implanted, do they have this technology for children?
I have seen watches with GPS capability but these can be easily removed.
They have microchips for dogs that can be implanted, do they have this technology for children?
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Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:12 pm to djangochained
Why?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:13 pm to Gaston
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so that i can see them on a map
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:13 pm to djangochained
Do they often travel out of your vision?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:14 pm to djangochained
We installed a microchip inside the skin on the base of my daughter's neck. She complains that it burns sometimes, but the reassurance it gives us supersedes her constant bitching and screaming.
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 3:15 pm
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:14 pm to djangochained
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i want to put a GPS in
There's a sexual joke here somewhere.....
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:14 pm to djangochained
So its more like " DjangoGPSed"
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:15 pm to djangochained
Why?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:16 pm to Salmon
You're kidding. Right?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:17 pm to djangochained
Why don't you just quit beating around the bush and have 666 tattooed on their foreheads while you're at it
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:17 pm to djangochained
We had our dentist install one in our kids while they were under. Right between their toes, in the skin. They don't know it's there. About the size of a grain of rice.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:17 pm to djangochained
6/10
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:17 pm to djangochained
It's a slippery slope to your wife wanting you chipped.
Don't do it, baw.
Don't do it, baw.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:19 pm to djangochained
People's desire to have everyone and everything tracked and monitored is frightening. You'd wonder how parents managed before technology.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:21 pm to Gaston
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You're kidding. Right?
What? It's a quick procedure. It attaches to her spine so no one can take it off.
Well...I guess they could but then it would paralyze her, and no one would do that, would they?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:22 pm to SCLibertarian
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how parents managed before technology
They had kids that weren't idiots.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:23 pm to SCLibertarian
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You'd wonder how parents managed before technology.
Non-disease related children death's have decreased exponentially, each decade, since 1868. They didn't take better care of their kid's because they didn't have the option.
We do.
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:23 pm to Salmon
Can you detonate it if she runs away?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:24 pm to Gaston
Why would you ask such a horrible question?
Posted on 7/14/17 at 3:25 pm to djangochained
Just set up one of those electric fence perimeters and put a shock collar on your kid.
edit: Make sure they wear a turtle neck so it doesn't leave shock marks.
edit: Make sure they wear a turtle neck so it doesn't leave shock marks.
This post was edited on 7/14/17 at 3:26 pm
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