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Got Asked The Dreaded Question Today

Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:06 pm
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29379 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:06 pm
It’s the one every husband fears.

Wife tells me “I want to buy a used Peloton.”

I said no. She claims it’s cheaper than a gym membership (it’s not) and it does everything she needs (it doesn’t). She was looking for used ones because a bunch of people buy them and don’t use them and sell them. I told her she would too. She got mad and stormed off.

I don’t know why this is so difficult. We had a gym membership she never used so we cancelled. I’ve been telling her to get it back. Her excuse is she doesn’t have enough time.

She works from home and could go at least 4 days a week if she wanted to. Drop kiddos off, head to the gym, be home by 1000 at the latest. But that requires effort. And so does a Peloton. Just owning it is not going to make her take the time to do something. It will sit in our bedroom and take up space.

I’d be more apt to buy it if i knew she was going to the gym regularly and was doing this to save time. How have the husbands of the OT dealt with this dreaded question?
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:07 pm to
I bought my wife a peloton
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72066 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

How have the husbands of the OT dealt with this dreaded question?
The majority of this place is into BBW.

Their women don’t exercise.
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
4008 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:07 pm to
Sorry bro. She’s just being a woman. We will never understand their thinking
Posted by jimjackandjose
Member since Jun 2011
6496 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:08 pm to
I'll sell you my wifes pelaton
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101919 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:08 pm to
Man, you are playing with fire.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:09 pm to
quote:

How have the husbands of the OT dealt with this dreaded question?


I would offer to buy her the used peloton if you can use her anus.
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
30060 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:09 pm to
I know someone in Memphis who wouldn’t buy his wife a peloton and now she’s missing.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35025 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:09 pm to
I told her to get that arse in shape. I’m tired of looking at saggy arse
Posted by Pooturd
Knoxville
Member since Mar 2020
1258 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:09 pm to
Tell her she’d be better off going on a diet and report back
Posted by Klondikekajun
Member since Jun 2020
1283 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:09 pm to
You shouldn't have told her she was fat....

Get your checkbook out.

A Peleton to hang clothes on is still cheaper than a divorce...
HAPPY PEDDLING!!??
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

The majority of this place is into BBW.

Their women don’t exercise.


My woman is a BBW and she exercises. Best of Both Worlds.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
72066 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:11 pm to
quote:

My woman is a BBW and she exercises. Best of Both Worlds.
From all the stories you’ve told over the years, Scruffy doesn’t think you are limited to just 2 worlds.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
25918 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:12 pm to
Pics of your fat wife? If she can’t get enough motivation to workout at a gym, you think she’s going to actually use the Peloton?
Posted by oldskule
Down South
Member since Mar 2016
15476 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:12 pm to
$11/month at the Planet....and insurance pays for mine anyway!
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20102 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:13 pm to
She can’t go run outside?
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:14 pm to
Buy her a coatrack and skip that awkward 2 years where you toss clothes on it and pretend that if it weren't for the clothes you would be on it right then.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35097 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:14 pm to
Smart to start off with no but then you get her to start bargaining and before you know it she agrees to milk your prostate.
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6505 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:14 pm to
Hope you weren’t planning to get laid anytime soon.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47497 posts
Posted on 9/3/22 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

From all the stories you’ve told over the years, Scruffy doesn’t think you are limited to just 2 worlds.



I have been tame for quite a few years now. Finally grew up about age 42. Got it all out my system without contracting STDS or unwanted chirrens. Can't complain.
This post was edited on 9/3/22 at 6:21 pm
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