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re: Got an interesting like on Bumble today

Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by Mr Personality
Bangkok
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Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:00 pm to
Posted by JFT96
Member since Dec 2021
672 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:03 pm to
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These boat shoes tell me different.. most definitely MAGA .



I can still smell those from the late 80's/90's
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
10126 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:05 pm to
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It's a trap


100% they tie you up and steal everything you have. But, they might also get the kink-on so you might not even care.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5061 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:13 pm to
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I think we dated the same woman - did she have red hair?




Maybe at the time you dated her, but not a natural redhead, no…. She was really hot though, probably the best lay ive ever had in my life.. but she was as bitchy as she was fine, so it didnt last long…
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:15 pm to
Is her husband's name David, or Nigel?
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175900 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:16 pm to
You should have messaged them long enough to get her nudes to share with the class. I’m sure he hands those out like candy.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175900 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:17 pm to
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Source: i used to date a girl who was 4’11” and i always teased her that she was only 1” inch away from midgethood .

I’m shocked it didn’t work out
Posted by ThanosIsADemocrat
The Garden
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:18 pm to
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I’m sure he hands those out like candy.


100% he does.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2814 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:36 pm to
Definitely wood.
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
46136 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:53 pm to
Geez man, I get a few likes from fat chicks and dudes pretending to be women and that’s about it.
Posted by Sheep
Neither here nor there
Member since Jun 2007
19695 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 8:58 pm to
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Killing two fetishes at one time. Banging someone’s midget wife while they jerk off in the corner has always been a fantasy of mine.


mikelbr alter?
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9110 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 9:03 pm to
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Is her husband's name David, or Nigel?


David is the husband and Nigel is a bull who comes and services when he wants and apparently does other hoes too.

They are looking for another bull to service when Nigel isn’t around or to join him.

Jeez folks have none of y’all ever fricked an ole gal while her husband watched from the closet??
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
31103 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 9:13 pm to
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That's called a "spinner".


Midget Spinner…for you ADD bulls out there.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19168 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:15 pm to
That dude is definitely not getting the side chicks with those fat ankles
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7910 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:15 pm to
Just noticed she has “Christian” on her profile. Sheesh
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
7161 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:32 pm to
You’re gonna end up on the crazy florida news!
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49004 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:35 pm to
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Obviously I had questions. So they messaged me Hi. I said what’s up. They replied this is David. Katie is in the other room she’s on a zoom work call

I said so what’s it like being a cuck. They unmatched before I could screenshot


Yeaaaa. You're never going to meet Katie. You're going to get pics of her naked but she'll have to bail on any IRL meetings. Then David will try to convince you to meet just him and to let him suck you off while looking at pictures of Katie.
Katie has NO clue David is doing this shite behind her back.

Hope that helps.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24858 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:36 pm to
4’9” and a high school education.
Real prize here
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24858 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:37 pm to
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Source: i used to date a girl who was 4’11”

Did it make you feel like you had a massive anaconda because she is so small?
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5061 posts
Posted on 2/25/22 at 10:54 pm to
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Source: i used to date a girl who was 4’11”


Did it make you feel like you had a massive anaconda because she is so small?




Not really, im over 6’ so we may have looked a little odd together but i didnt care b/c like i said she looked so good and she had this HUGE rack for a girl her size.. but it was kinda interesting b/c she had this complex, almost like a short guy would have , the Napoleonic thing.. which made no sense to me b/c there isnt a stigma with short women i dont think.. but yeah i guess she thought it was keeping her from getting ahead in her career b/c everyone thought of her as “cute little _____ “…. So i guess i sort of get it .
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