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Good Morning *Severe Weather Edition*
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:01 am
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:01 am
Rise and Shine 
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:02 am to pioneerbasketball
A guy boards an airplane to Detroit and makes his way to his seat where he notices the guy sitting next to him looks very worried. He asks him if he's afraid of flying.
"No, my company is moving me to Detroit. I've heard terrible things about Detroit; I'm worried about my family."
The guy tells him, "Look, it's not at all like the rumors. I've lived in Detroit my whole life. Find a nice home in a nice suburb, get your kids into a decent school, the community is great... you'll be fine, trust me."
The other guy seems to perk up and says, "Hey, thanks man, you've really calmed my nerves, I feel better. So what do you do in Detroit?"
"I'm a tail-gunner on a Bud Light truck..."
"No, my company is moving me to Detroit. I've heard terrible things about Detroit; I'm worried about my family."
The guy tells him, "Look, it's not at all like the rumors. I've lived in Detroit my whole life. Find a nice home in a nice suburb, get your kids into a decent school, the community is great... you'll be fine, trust me."
The other guy seems to perk up and says, "Hey, thanks man, you've really calmed my nerves, I feel better. So what do you do in Detroit?"
"I'm a tail-gunner on a Bud Light truck..."
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:07 am to Armymann50
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"I'm a tail-gunner on a Bud Light truck..."
I don't get it.
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:10 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning, up kinda early this morning to get a jump on the road ahead of these storms. Gonna be a wet one today 
Posted on 4/18/19 at 4:43 am to pioneerbasketball
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I don't get it.
Millennials.
B-17 is not just a ball in a bingo game.
Posted on 4/18/19 at 5:15 am to pioneerbasketball
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I don't get it.
And little Johnny said "Rectum? Damn near killed him!"
Posted on 4/18/19 at 5:26 am to Hangit
Good Morning Everybody
Last of 6 in a row
Last of 6 in a row
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:01 am to AustinTigr
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B-17 is not just a ball in a bingo game.
What's bingo? Amirite?
G'Morning.
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