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1570 A tidal wave in the North Sea destroys the sea walls from Holland to Jutland. More than 1,000 people are killed.

1772 The first Committees of Correspondence are formed in Massachusetts under Samuel Adams.

1789 The property of the church in France is taken away by the state.

1841 The second Afghan War begins.

1869 Sheriff Wild Bill Hickok loses his re-election bid in Ellis County, Kan.

1880 James A. Garfield is elected the 20th president of the United States.

1882 Newly elected John Poe replaces Pat Garrett as sheriff of Lincoln County, New Mexico Territory.

1889 North Dakota is made the 39th state.

1889 South Dakota is made the 40th state.

1892 Lawmen surround outlaws Ned Christie and Arch Wolf near Tahlequah, Indian Territory (present-day Oklahoma). It will take dynamite and a cannon to dislodge the two from their cabin.

JOTD: There was a girl who went to sunday school and always fell asleep. One day the teacher asked and pointed at the sleeping girl, "Who made the world?" The boy behind her poked her with a pencil. She woke up and yelled GOD! "Thats correct!" The teacher said. The girl fell asleep again. The teacher asked, "Who died on the cross?" The boy poked the girl again and she yelled JESUS! "Thats correct!!" The teacher said again. The girl fell asleep again. After a while, the teacher asked, "What did Eve say to Adam when they had their 99th child?" The boy poked the girl again. The girl stood up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!!"?