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re: Going to my first massage!
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:46 pm to athenslife101
Posted on 8/31/16 at 8:46 pm to athenslife101
"Top you off?"
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Posted on 8/31/16 at 9:19 pm to athenslife101
Get a deep tissue and let them hurt you. It feels great after. If you don't have tears, it ain't gonna work.
This post was edited on 8/31/16 at 9:20 pm
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:17 pm to Hu_Flung_Pu
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Get a deep tissue and let them hurt you. It feels great after. If you don't have tears, it ain't gonna work.
not doing this right
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:23 pm to athenslife101
Got one in Bangkok on a business trip. Omfg. Think I got the shite beat out of me by some trainee tranny. Never again.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:31 pm to athenslife101
Anyone know of a good massage place in Metairie??
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:45 pm to athenslife101
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Recommendations?
What exactly are you asking. I am in a particularly cynical mood tonight and you are reaffirming my current belief that everyone is boring and stupid.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:53 pm to TIGRLEE
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Ritz Carlton. Ask for cheeko, pretty sure that was his name. Big black dude with hands of God. Last time I was there, I was laying there with big smile on my face thinking if those hating MFrs from TD could just see me now.
You had a black man servant, no wonder you liked it.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 10:56 pm to athenslife101
You might as well get an escort to enjoy the full meal deal. The best $200 you'll ever spend.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 11:00 pm to mattgr1983
1. Go in after a few drinks
2. Complain the entire time how you work with your hands for a living and how good that feels.
3. Make sure you keep your underwear on. It contains the boner.
4. Pay for the extra long massage.
5. Keep complaining.
6. Ask if there's anything extra they can do.
7. Pull out an extra 20.
8. Win.
2. Complain the entire time how you work with your hands for a living and how good that feels.
3. Make sure you keep your underwear on. It contains the boner.
4. Pay for the extra long massage.
5. Keep complaining.
6. Ask if there's anything extra they can do.
7. Pull out an extra 20.
8. Win.
Posted on 8/31/16 at 11:02 pm to Salt Lick
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3. Make sure you keep your underwear on. It contains the boner.
you guys just don't know how this is done, do you?
Posted on 9/1/16 at 5:25 am to 777Tiger
I get a deep tissue massage every Monday for back and hip pain. My lesbian masseuse works miracles.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:42 am to athenslife101
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In an ironic twist of fate, Kay, my masseuse, was not a cute, preppy chick just out of school, but a large black man.
And you let him rub on you?
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:49 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
I always tell them to pop that perpetual back zit I can't quite reach. Adds lube.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:50 am to athenslife101
No happy ending or dirty story?
No care...
No care...
Posted on 9/1/16 at 6:51 am to Janky
I got one that services on and off Casino grounds. She is absolutely amazing.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 8:05 am to Rakim
Make sure you have nothing planned after. I dont know if it is just me, but I am absolutely worthless after a massage.
Posted on 9/1/16 at 8:18 am to athenslife101
This post was edited on 9/1/16 at 8:19 am
Posted on 9/1/16 at 8:19 am to athenslife101
I need to try to get a deep tissue massage tommorrow
Posted on 9/1/16 at 8:33 am to athenslife101
Posted on 9/1/16 at 8:33 am to Cosmo
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If it isnt a bangkok spa you are wasting your time
Truth
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