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re: Going to be a Dad!!

Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by LSU6262
Member since Jun 2008
8085 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:06 pm to
We found out a year ago the Friday before Father's Day. Congrats!!

Get in as much sex as you can before your wife "feels unsexy"
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:20 pm to
Jesus, people, lighten up. Again, happy for the new dad. Acknowledging that I would not be a good mother and thankful I don't have children. So easily offended these days.
Posted by go_tigres
Member since Sep 2013
5494 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:25 pm to
As a father of 4, I know your excitement. Congratulations
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:27 pm to
Congrats dude - and don't be focused on a boy, either. My first child was a girl and she stole my heart. Got my son 10 years later.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47716 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:27 pm to
quote:

My wife woke up this morning and surprised me with the news


Baw. Can you swim, or do we need to start a GoFundMe for the baby?

Congrats.

Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14269 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

Happy First Fathers Day, and welcome to the club!


All the dude did was have sex. He gets to celebrate Father's Day after he pays his dues.
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

As a woman, I would find the nearest flight of stairs.


Do you go cower in a corner when a child walks into the room?
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41380 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

Acknowledging that I would not be a good mother and thankful I don't have children


Down for anal
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5735 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:52 pm to
I admit that my reaction to your comment was harsh. It just struck a nerve with me. That's a 'me' problem.

I've heard much more offensive stuff that I thought was funny...I just think it was the combo of it being on this day & in this thread.

I'm over it...i still think you're good people...just with questionable comedic timing.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 12:56 pm to
Actually I am great with kids. Was a pre-school gymnastics coach in my teens. I love flipping, running and being a kid myself. I just don't need the responsibility that comes with raising them.

ETA - Thanks Bunkie, it was bad timing.

Congrats OP!
This post was edited on 6/17/18 at 12:58 pm
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59323 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 4:41 pm to
Congrats! Being a parent is the best thing in the world.

Pregnancy sucks though. Be super sweet to your wife the next 9 months.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66522 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 4:42 pm to
congrats baw. train that kid as best you can
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 4:44 pm to
quote:


It only gets worse, good luck.

No shite. I hate those little frickers.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 4:47 pm to
quote:

He gets to celebrate Father's Day after he pays his dues.


He is, in fact, a father now.

If he’s taking care of his wife who’s carrying his unborn child, that’s a good enough start for me to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Posted by stniaSxuaeG
Member since Apr 2014
1616 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:49 pm to
Congrats!


RIP your free time and sex life.
Posted by Fusaichi Pegasus
Meh He Co
Member since Oct 2010
14716 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:54 pm to
Bc you're barren
Your womb is polluted
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18134 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 8:58 pm to
quote:

Bc you're barren
Your womb is polluted

And I thank a god I don't believe in everyday
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
127609 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Going to be a Dad!!
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
31770 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

I was 28-29 when my daughter was born. That's not too young to have a kid

I was 24. Still able to do all those things, but with the kids. Wouldn't change it.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104456 posts
Posted on 6/17/18 at 9:11 pm to
quote:

As a woman, I would find the nearest flight of stairs.


Too bad your mom didn't feel that way.

Congrats OP!
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