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Posted on 3/2/21 at 2:44 pm to lsunurse
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did tell me she kinda misses men.
Her wife is her first and only woman she has been with.
Said men are so much easier to deal with at times
I used to joke that I sometimes wished I was gay because I can't communicate with women. I stopped telling that joke when a friend pointed out gay men are exactly the same.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:00 pm to lsunurse
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You assign points to various categories:
Girth
Length
Consistent Pigmentation
Hair Maintenance
Photo Angle
Appropriate Lighting
Vascularity
Symmetry
Creativity
Add them up and send them their scorecard
Assuming a 10 point scale
Girth: 11
Length: 5
Consistent Pigmentation: 5?
Hair Maintenance: 9
Photo Angle: -4
Appropriate Lighting: -4
Vascularity: 8
Symmetry: 3
Creativity: 157
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:04 pm to CatfishJohn
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My lone single guy friend crushes it on Bumble with divorced women.
That's not what everyone is looking for though. If you're looking for a real relationship, sites like Bumble and Tinder seem counterproductive.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:07 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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That's not what everyone is looking for though. If you're looking for a real relationship, sites like Bumble and Tinder seem counterproductive.
Nothing beats the good ole fashioned meeting someone in person while attending an event involving your favorite activity.
Nurse owns a Jeep doesn't she? she's gonna get a MOUNTAIN of Jeep creeps hitting on her...
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:23 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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That's not what everyone is looking for though. If you're looking for a real relationship
This will be me whenever I am ready. I just can’t see how having random hookup after hookup will be good for me in any way. I don’t do very well with rejection thanks to my ex (he seriously has screwed me up on that one).
When I’m ready I basically just want a nice straight guy that doesn’t look like Shrek that will go to church with me, not cheat on me or lie to me, is affectionate, loves to read, loves the outdoors, loves dogs, and thinks I’m pretty.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:25 pm to Tigeralum2008
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Nurse owns a Jeep doesn't she? she's gonna get a MOUNTAIN of Jeep creeps hitting on her...
frick that. Some of those Jeep people can be major douches. I will seriously end a date if a guy picks me up in a Jeep with the angry eyes grill. (Not joking either).
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:28 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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That's not what everyone is looking for though. If you're looking for a real relationship, sites like Bumble and Tinder seem counterproductive
Not really.
If we accept that sexual attraction is a key component of building a relationship, ie that a woman must see a man as a potential romantic partner before the "courtship" phase can begin, then Tinder and Bumble are actually really helpful at clarifying the purpose behind social interaction. No one swipes you on Bumble to go on a friend date.
It's probably not a winning strategy to try and turn hookups into housewives, but there's a healthy percentage of relationships that began as FWBs until both partners decided they wanted more.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:31 pm to lsunurse
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the angry eyes grill
Those have got to be the worst accessory ever on any vehicle. More so than these
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:33 pm to NYCAuburn
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Those have got to be the worst accessory ever on any vehicle.
They truly are.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 3:46 pm to lsunurse
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When I’m ready I basically just want a nice straight guy that doesn’t look like Shrek that will go to church with me, not cheat on me or lie to me, is affectionate, loves to read, loves the outdoors, loves dogs, and thinks I’m pretty.
Tons of them out there, unfortunately some people have expectations that are out of this world.
Lots of awesome people out there who make good mates and are constantly digging in the wrong ditches.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:03 pm to lsunurse
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doesn’t look like Shrek
I'm dying laughing at shrek memes
If you can't take me at my worst
You don't deserve me at my best
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
I'd be shocked if she doesn't bring it up.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:10 pm to lsunurse
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When I’m ready I basically just want a nice straight guy that doesn’t look like Shrek that will go to church with me, not cheat on me or lie to me, is affectionate, loves to read, loves the outdoors, loves dogs, and thinks I’m pretty.
My brother said something very similar when he got divorced. His ex wife looked like Fiona anyway so he has to do better next time. Right?
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:24 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
Congrats, ahead of time, on the sex.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:32 pm to Notnac
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I'd be shocked if she doesn't bring it up.
I mean it would be odd if she didn’t. Like it would be weirder if she waited until date number 3 to be like “oh by the way I’m divorced”. Like what is she trying to hide if she isn’t open about it from the get go?
I don’t plan on going into a long saga on the first date of what happened, but I’ll tell them I’m divorced and give a very brief explanation why.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:35 pm to lsunurse
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When I’m ready I basically just want a nice straight guy that doesn’t look like Shrek that will go to church with me, not cheat on me or lie to me, is affectionate, loves to read, loves the outdoors, loves dogs, and thinks I’m pretty.
Just want that nice guy, eh?
And when he’s suddenly not so nice because you have zero physical desire for him, you’ll wonder what happened.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:40 pm to lsunurse
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I’ll tell them I’m divorced
Good idea
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give a very brief explanation why.
Unlikely to be a good idea
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:40 pm to StringedInstruments
quote:Found the weird fat guy!
Just want that nice guy, eh?
And when he’s suddenly not so nice because you have zero physical desire for him, you’ll wonder what happened.
Posted on 3/2/21 at 4:47 pm to Abraham H Parnassis
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Found the weird fat guy!
I don't find his post to scream that at all. He is basically echoing what was said further up the page:
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If we accept that sexual attraction is a key component of building a relationship, ie that a woman must see a man as a potential romantic partner before the "courtship" phase can begin, then Tinder and Bumble are actually really helpful at clarifying the purpose behind social interaction. No one swipes you on Bumble to go on a friend date.
It's probably not a winning strategy to try and turn hookups into housewives, but there's a healthy percentage of relationships that began as FWBs until both partners decided they wanted more.
If you go straight to courting a woman before there's any chance for a sexual/physical attraction to form, she's going to see you as "too nice" and either friend zone you right away, or realize eventually into dating you that she's not full of physical desire for you.
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