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Gnome Chia Pet Sucks

Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:56 pm
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63955 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:56 pm
Piece of crap crap doesn't even grow.

The little shite seeds grow in dirt but not on the damn gnome thing.

It's bad enough my 5yo's bday had to be cancelled because people scared of a bullshite flu, now his stupid little present doesn't even work.








Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
32646 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to
Seems like you’re taking this hard
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41575 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to
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Gnome

quote:

Sucks

Found on both reddit and the OT.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Gnome
quote:

Piece of crap


Checks out
Posted by Erebus
Member since Jan 2019
574 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to
That is terrifying.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164097 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 3:58 pm to
When you take "Michelle's" pants off

Posted by Anonymous95
Member since Sep 2014
2076 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:06 pm to
Reminds me of the total devastation I experienced as a kid when my sea monkeys died in a few short days.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:06 pm to
You got your 5 year old a fricking chia gnome for his birthday?

“Uh, thanks Dad?”
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:12 pm to
You have to keep the seeds wet. A spray bottle with water worked great on my Groot Chia.

Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
14261 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:14 pm to
Try turning it OFF and then back ON.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43103 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:14 pm to
Someone is bored out their f'in mind....
Posted by MWP
Kingwood, TX via Monroe, LA
Member since Jul 2013
10423 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

Gnome Chia Pet Sucks


Somewhere LucasP is smiling.
Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10541 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:27 pm to
Somewhere David is crying.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29161 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:29 pm to
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
21532 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 4:54 pm to
I wish TulaneLSU would do the top ten Chia Pets
Posted by eitek1
Member since Jun 2011
2128 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:12 pm to
I'd tell you how to make it grow but I realized I don't really care.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63955 posts
Posted on 4/8/20 at 5:16 pm to
Well $500 went into his 529 last month so he'll accept his birthday present and actually was really excited about it until the damn thing didn't work. Luckily we have some other stuff family sent as presents that he can play with while Im on conference calls all day because of a stupid fricking flu.
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