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Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:09 am
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:09 am
JOTD
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: “I Need A List Of Your Employees And How Much You Pay Them".
Boat Owner: “Well, There's Clarence, My Deckhand, He's Been With Me For 3 Years. I Pay Him $1,000 A Week Plus Free Room And Board. Then There's The Mentally Challenged Guy. He Works About 18 Hours Every Day And Does About 90% Of The Work Around Here. He Makes About $10 Per Week, Pays His Own Room And Board, And I Buy Him A Bottle Of Bacardi Rum And A Dozen Budweisers Every Saturday Night So He Can Cope With Life. He Also Gets To Sleep With My Wife Occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: “That's The Guy I Want To Talk To - The Mentally Challenged One".
Boat Owner: “That Would Be Me. What Would You Like To Know”?
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AUDITOR: “I Need A List Of Your Employees And How Much You Pay Them".
Boat Owner: “Well, There's Clarence, My Deckhand, He's Been With Me For 3 Years. I Pay Him $1,000 A Week Plus Free Room And Board. Then There's The Mentally Challenged Guy. He Works About 18 Hours Every Day And Does About 90% Of The Work Around Here. He Makes About $10 Per Week, Pays His Own Room And Board, And I Buy Him A Bottle Of Bacardi Rum And A Dozen Budweisers Every Saturday Night So He Can Cope With Life. He Also Gets To Sleep With My Wife Occasionally".
IRS AUDITOR: “That's The Guy I Want To Talk To - The Mentally Challenged One".
Boat Owner: “That Would Be Me. What Would You Like To Know”?
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:12 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin' Teech and everyone to come.
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:20 am to dyslexiateechur
Mornin’!
Day 9 of turn around
Day 9 of turn around
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:30 am to theantiquetiger
How many you have left? I’m on day 2/7
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:38 am to dyslexiateechur
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How many you have left? I’m on day 2/7
Sounds like we’re on the same one.
Posted on 5/22/21 at 4:52 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Everybody.
Posted on 5/22/21 at 6:09 am to jeffsdad
In before all the page 2 losers.
Posted on 5/22/21 at 6:19 am to dyslexiateechur
morning gang...first day in a while I didn't wake up to rain...
Posted on 5/22/21 at 6:20 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning folks. The first cup is happening now. it is absolutely wonderful.
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