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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:16 am
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:16 am
JOTD
The legend of the three kingdoms
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake.For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake.One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.
The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.The second kingdom wasn’t so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires.The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire.The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began.All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and couldn’t fight.The squire of the third kingdom couldn’t rouse the elderly knight in time for combat.So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage.The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
The legend of the three kingdoms
There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake.For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake.One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.
The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.The second kingdom wasn’t so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires.The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire.The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began.All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and couldn’t fight.The squire of the third kingdom couldn’t rouse the elderly knight in time for combat.So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage.The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:27 am to dyslexiateechur
Mawnin y’all
ETA: Teech, you had to cover a lot of angles to set up that punchline.
ETA: Teech, you had to cover a lot of angles to set up that punchline.
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 5:36 am
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:40 am to LSUtoBOOT
Armyman prolly pissed about everyone stealing his Good morning threads lmfao.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:57 am to dyslexiateechur
Good Morning Deskchair Warriors
Time to gear up to do good battle with pivot tables and dashboards. To the victor goes the right to do it al over again the next day.
Happy fighting, gang.
Time to gear up to do good battle with pivot tables and dashboards. To the victor goes the right to do it al over again the next day.
Happy fighting, gang.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:58 am to BananaManCan
He’s out of town for the next little while.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:17 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning teech, good jotd.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:41 am to Macfly
Good morning folks. I sent the JOTD to my child. She is getting a math minor. I got the Apple haha.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:47 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all, late GMT this morning.
The day before the big travel day.
The day before the big travel day.
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:01 am to Bullfrog
quote:
pivot tables
you using msquery to tap dat sweet data?
COC1
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:04 am to Bullfrog
Hi guys
Coffee #1 for now
Coffee #1 for now
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:11 am to fishfighter
Hey fish. What’s wrong with you today?
Coffee 2 for now
Coffee 2 for now
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