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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:16 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:16 am
JOTD

The legend of the three kingdoms

There were three kingdoms, each bordering on the same lake.For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake.One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires.

The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons.The second kingdom wasn’t so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires.The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner.The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire.The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a noosed rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.

The next day, the battle began.All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and couldn’t fight.The squire of the third kingdom couldn’t rouse the elderly knight in time for combat.So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage.The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:22 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12414 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:27 am to
Mawnin y’all

ETA: Teech, you had to cover a lot of angles to set up that punchline.
This post was edited on 11/24/20 at 5:36 am
Posted by BananaManCan
Member since Sep 2009
4053 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:40 am to
Armyman prolly pissed about everyone stealing his Good morning threads lmfao.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:47 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:51 am to
Good morning
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:51 am to
Morning
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:52 am to


mornin folks
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56228 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:57 am to
Good Morning Deskchair Warriors

Time to gear up to do good battle with pivot tables and dashboards. To the victor goes the right to do it al over again the next day.

Happy fighting, gang.
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32107 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 5:58 am to
He’s out of town for the next little while.
Posted by JoePepitone
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Member since Feb 2014
10569 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:05 am to
Mornin OT
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21411 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:17 am to
Morning teech, good jotd.
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
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Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:28 am to
Good morning.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39110 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:41 am to
Good morning folks. I sent the JOTD to my child. She is getting a math minor. I got the Apple haha.

Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 6:47 am to
Morning all, late GMT this morning.

The day before the big travel day.

Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89824 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:01 am to
quote:

pivot tables


you using msquery to tap dat sweet data?

COC1
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:04 am to
Hi guys

Coffee #1 for now
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56228 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:08 am to
Tableaux and shite.

Yo knot
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
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40026 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:11 am to
Morning people.
Posted by gadknot
Reality
Member since Jul 2005
37306 posts
Posted on 11/24/20 at 7:11 am to
Hey fish. What’s wrong with you today?

Coffee 2 for now
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