re: GMT

Good Morning Humans
Saturday! Saturday!!

Seems the GMT is lacking something.

Since it’s a great day to chill, here is a long arse

JOTD

A man was getting tired of his 25 inch penis...

So he complains to a friend about how it was ruining his sex life. His friend told him about a witch in the woods that would be able to help as she has also helped him with one of his own problems in the past.

So the next day, the man sets out to go to the woods and meet the witch. When he got there, he told the witch all about his 25 inch penis and how he wanted it to be a decent size bc it's too big.

The witch told him, "go out by the creek, and you'll find a frog relaxing by a large bush. When you ask it to marry you, it will say 'no,' and when it says that to you, your penis will get shorter by 5 inches."

So the man went to go find the frog, and sure enough, it was relaxing by the large bush just as the witch said it would.

The man went to the frog and asked nervously, "Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "NO."

POOF! The man's penis was now 20 inches!

The man asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog said, "NO."

POOF! The man's penis was now 15 inches!
So the man told himself, "I should ask the frog one more time, bc 10 inches is a pretty good size."

So the man asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog asked, " You keep asking to marry me, but how many times do i have to tell you?

No, no, no, no, no..."



Make it a great day!