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Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:14 am to Armymann50
Good morning youse guys
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:18 am to Bama and Beer
Good day to sleep in it seems
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:20 am to Beer did clam
quote:
Good day to sleep in it seems
Everyone of them…
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:21 am to Armymann50
JOTD:
A man named Jimmy walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar and notices a couple lines of people standing at the other side of the bar.
Jimmy asks the bartender "what are those people standing over there for?"
The bartender replies, "oh, the owner has a nice system setup for people who can't pay their tabs. He really enjoys causing others pain, so if you stand in the first line you can get kicked by the owner and he lets you go free. In the second, the owner gets to twist your nipples as hard as he wants, but again, you get to go for free."
Jimmy responds "Wow, what an interesting system. You know what would make it a lot better?"
"What's that?" Asks the bartender
"If there was a punchline"
A man named Jimmy walks into a bar
He sits down at the bar and notices a couple lines of people standing at the other side of the bar.
Jimmy asks the bartender "what are those people standing over there for?"
The bartender replies, "oh, the owner has a nice system setup for people who can't pay their tabs. He really enjoys causing others pain, so if you stand in the first line you can get kicked by the owner and he lets you go free. In the second, the owner gets to twist your nipples as hard as he wants, but again, you get to go for free."
Jimmy responds "Wow, what an interesting system. You know what would make it a lot better?"
"What's that?" Asks the bartender
"If there was a punchline"
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:49 am to Pepe Lepew
quote:
Bladder had me up this morning
Bro, we don't get REM sleep anymore. We just take naps between pee breaks.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 6:56 am to DeCat ODahouse
Good morning everyone.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:00 am to Pepe Lepew
morning gang...
quote:
Bladder had me up this morning
and I'm headed to the cardiologists so he can tell me what I read in myChart last week and charge me a $50 co-pay...
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:20 am to Deep Purple Haze
gm & happy friyay dph
Posted on 11/21/25 at 7:24 am to Deep Purple Haze
top O da morning to ya mpdph...
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