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Posted by Armymann50
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Today in History: April 1

1778 Oliver Pollock, creates the dollar sign.

1863 The first wartime conscription law goes into effect in the United States.

1905 Berlin and Paris are linked by telephone.

1924 Adolf Hitler sentenced to five years in prison for the "Beer Hall Putsch."

1929 The yo-yo is introduced in the United States by Louie Marx.

1948 The Berlin Airlift begins, relieving the surrounded city from the Soviet siege.

1951 United Nations forces again move northward across the 38th Parallel in Korea.

1954 The U.S. Air Force Academy is founded in Colorado.

1976 Steve Wozniak and Steve Jobs found Apple Computer in the garage of Jobs' parents house in Cupertino, California

1982 The United States transfers control of the Panama Canal Zone to Panama.

2020 US President Donald Trump says the US Strategic National Stockpile is almost depleted amid widespread shortages of medical equipment to fight COVID-19

2022 Sri Lanka's President Gotabaya Rajapaksa declares a nationwide public emergency after violent protests amid the country's worst economic crisis since independence

Born on April 1

1883 Lon Chaney, film actor.

JOTD
What organ can expand to 10 times it's size...

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered so the teacher picked on a random student
Little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her,
"Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class,
"Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued.
"As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn't read your homework And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."


Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:01 am to
Mawnin Army
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:04 am to
Good morning, folks.

I have a bunch of leftovers. So far, just coffee this morning.

Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:05 am to
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39076 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:33 am to
quote:

1778 Oliver Pollock, creates the dollar sign.


Smart Pollock. I wonder if he made any $ off of that.
Posted by Tom288
Jacksonville
Member since Apr 2009
20985 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:45 am to
Learned that my grandmother is dying on Saturday. My dad left yesterday to try to go see her before she passes. Any prayers would be appreciated.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61607 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:56 am to
quote:

one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."



He aint wrong




Morning. At work already. Long week for me


Bring on the caffeine.


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 4:59 am to
quote:

my grandmother is dying on Saturday.


Sorry to hear it, baw.

Is she here in FL?
Posted by ScubaTiger
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:10 am to
Mornin
Posted by Papa Tigah
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:19 am to
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
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17127 posts
Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:20 am to
Morning everyone.

Cloudy and warm with lots of humidity today, good day for the after holiday clean up. Get it done before tomorrow’s rain in NELA.
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:20 am to
quote:

Learned that my grandmother is dying on Saturday


prayer brother loved my grandmothers
Posted by Bama and Beer
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:27 am to
Good morning OT
Posted by jeffsdad
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:34 am to
Morning OT, all is well.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:38 am to
Morning all, from Antigua
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:44 am to
quote:

from Antigua


does your mother know you talk like this?
Posted by Rockbrc
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:49 am to
Good morning
Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 5:54 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted by SagesSon
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Posted on 4/1/24 at 6:42 am to
Good Morning y'all.

Another beautiful Spring day in the South, and that ain't no April Fools' joke.
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