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Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:10 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
31983 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:10 am
Morning all

JOTD

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?"

"Pilgrims."
This post was edited on 2/23/24 at 4:34 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12331 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:21 am to
Mawnin Teech
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38944 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:22 am to
Good morning, DLT

What's on the agenda today? More poking, prodding and medical stuff?

Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29064 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:23 am to
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
31983 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:26 am to
I’m on day 3/8 at work but I have to leave early to get a CT Scan
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17055 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:29 am to
Morning everyone.

Was feeling good till 3:30a then when I rolled over to get out of bed to pee I felt my stomach shift and been fighting nausea since. Trying to not let it progress, it’s like that 1st sense you may have got food poisoning but not yet sick.

But hey it’s Friday so you working folks don’t complain. Being at work beats having to stay in arms reach of a toilet because puking can occur at any moment. Always look at the bright side of a situation.
Posted by Bama and Beer
Baldwin Co, AL
Member since Oct 2010
80835 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:30 am to
Good morning. Hope y'all have a great Friday
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
38944 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:52 am to
quote:

I have to leave early to get a CT Scan


A woman brought a very limp parrot into a veterinary hospital. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the Vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, Polly has passed
away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, shrugged, turned and left the room returning a few moments later with beautiful black Labrador. As the bird's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the dead parrot from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet led the dog out but returned a few moments later with a cat. The cat jumped up and also sniffed delicately at the ex-bird. The cat sat back, shook its head, meowed and ran out of the room. The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry; but like I said, your parrot is most definitely, 100% certifiably ...dead."

He then turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill which he handed to the woman. The parrot's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$150!" she cried. "$150 just to tell me my bird is dead?!"

The vet shrugged. "If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would only have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, what did you expect?"

Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118711 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 4:55 am to
Morning all
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7890 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:04 am to
Good morning
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21317 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:11 am to
Morning all. Gonna be a good day. Gonna be a long day. Gonna be a good long day.
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18358 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:44 am to
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9586 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 5:51 am to


morning gang...on the count down...

Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10545 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:24 am to
Mornin sports fans
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8021 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:34 am to
Good morning everyone. This week seemed to go by quickly.
Posted by LSUDad
Still on the move
Member since May 2004
58603 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:44 am to
Morning Folks!
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56079 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:45 am to
Good Morning Humans
Fiesta Friday

Sadly, it probably won’t be an early blast off to TGIF’n today but I’ll make up for it over the weekend.

Y’all do great things today and be an inspiration to everyone you’re around today.

Catch y’all later!
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61497 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 6:57 am to
Morning good people.


TGIF.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65471 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 7:10 am to
Got to work early for a 7am meeting,, cancelled

Probably go take a nap in my car and come back in an hour, got the shade spot
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65471 posts
Posted on 2/23/24 at 7:11 am to
Oh wow page 1, so this is how it feels. Invigorating
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