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Posted by Armymann50
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Today in History: June 7
1498 Christopher Columbus leaves on his third voyage of exploration.

1712 The Pennsylvania Assembly bans the importation of slaves.

1767 Daniel Boone sights present-day Kentucky.

1775 The United Colonies change their name to the United States.

1863 Mexico City is captured by French troops.

1903 Professor Pierre Curie reveals the discovery of Polonium.

1914 The first vessel passes through the Panama Canal.

1932 Over 7,000 war veterans march on Washington, D.C., demanding their bonus pay for service in World War I.

1981 Israeli F-16 fighter-bombers destroy Iraq's only nuclear reactor.

2020 COVID-19 global death toll passes 400,000 with confirmed cases at 6,973,195 according to Johns Hopkins figures

Born on June 7
1909 Peter Rodino, U.S. congressman, chairman of the Watergate hearings.

JOTD
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.

In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first, “My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke.” The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket. “Very good,” said the teacher. Next, Mary said, “We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did we only got ten chicks.” The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before they’re hatched . “Very good,” said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.
Next it was Barney’s turn to tell his story: “My dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete.” “Go on,” said the teacher, intrigued.
“Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself. Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete till the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands.” “Good heavens,” said the horrified teacher, “What did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?”
The child said: “Stay away from Aunt Karen when she’s been drinking.”
This post was edited on 6/7/23 at 4:06 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:02 am to
MaWnIN ArMy
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:03 am to
Good morning, AM. This first cuppa coffee is not going to do it.
Posted by Horsemeat
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Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:03 am to
Morning Army, OT'ers.
About to leave Cedar Rapids for a delivery in Minneapolis, then help run a few Walmart loads up there. Yee haw.
Posted by Armymann50
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Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:08 am to
My mother lives in Montevidio MN stop by and say high for me.
Posted by Bigfishchoupique
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:08 am to
Good Morning Armymann50 and Mrs Armymann and the OT.
Posted by Armymann50
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Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:09 am to
Morning all
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:14 am to
The park lost electricity at 3:19 this morning came back on about 15 min later. There were 2 of us outside looking for the culprit. Full moon was beautiful.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:18 am to
Posted by IT_Dawg
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:20 am to
Morning all
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:23 am to
quote:

There were 2 of us outside looking for the culprit.


"He needed killing" is still a valid legal defense down there.
Posted by WhiskeyThrottle
Weatherford Tx
Member since Nov 2017
5292 posts
Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:23 am to
No lie. Had a few too many bourbons last night and had to get up at 3:45 this morning for work. Was going to work from home today but the boss decided to have our first in person meeting in about 4 years today. So gotta hike it into the office after this code release. Gonna be a grumpy bear today.
Posted by Hangit
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:34 am to
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About to leave Cedar Rapids for a delivery in Minneapolis,


Those Quaker oats don't deliver themselves, HM
Posted by Wally Sparks
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Posted by JoePepitone
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 4:45 am to
Mornin OT
Posted by vl100butch
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 5:11 am to
Morning all…too early yet for
Posted by Rockbrc
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Good morning
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Posted by jeffsdad
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Posted on 6/7/23 at 5:26 am to
Morning Rock! Morning everyone!
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