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Today in History: November 22

1542 New laws are passed in Spain giving Indians in America protection against enslavement.

1915 The Anglo-Indian army, led by British General Sir Charles Townshend, attacks a larger Turkish force under General Nur-ud-Din at Ctesiphon, Iraq, but is repulsed.

1919 A Labor conference committee in the United States urges an eight-hour workday and a 48-hour week.

1942 Soviet troops complete the encirclement of the German Sixth Army at Stalingrad.

1963 Lee Harvey Oswald assassinates President John F. Kennedy in Dallas, Texas. Lyndon B. Johnson becomes president.

1982 President Ronald Reagan calls for defense-pact deployment of the MX missile.

1986 Justice Department finds memo in Lt. Col. Oliver North's office on the transfer of $12 million to Contras of Nicaragua from Iranian arms sale.

1995 The first feature-length film created entirely with computer generated imagery - Toy Story - premiers.

2017 Uber admits hackers stole personal information affecting 57 million people worldwide and paid $100,00 to keep quiet


2020 G20 virtual two-day summit ends with pledge to ensure affordable access to vaccines for all

Born on November 22

1950 Steven Van Zandt, singer, songwriter, musician, producer (E Street Band, Steel Mill, Southside Johnny & The Ashbury Jukes) and actor (The Sopranos).

1958 Jamie Lee Curtis, actress (Halloween, Trading Places, A Fish Called Wanda), author (Today I Feel Silly, and Other Moods That Make My Day).

Joke of the day
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.....

....He travels up to Alaska, spots a small brown bear and shoots it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad mistake. That was my cousin and I'm going to give you two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Frank decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black bear has his way with Frank. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip back to Alaska where he found the black bear and shot it dead.
Right after, there was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the grizzly has his way with Frank. Although he survived, it took several months before Frank fully recovered.
Now Frank is completely outraged, so he headed back to Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

Good Morning

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Morning everyone.

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Damn, Baw. You spoke kindly to Liz. You will be downvoted until hell won't have you when the hens wake up. I wonder if Nurse is going to attack you again for this?

Good morning also, small person and Mifwit.

Good morning

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You will be downvoted until hell won't have you when the hens wake up

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That would hurt my heart. Might have to geaux into witness protection.


PS: I am a man and I like women shoot me.