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dyslexiateechur
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GMT

Morning all

JOTD

What weighs less? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Butane, of course. It’s the lighter fluid
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LSUtoBOOT
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Mawnin Teech

A couple of times yesterday GMT’er’s were asking about the JOTD, so I offer this because sometimes it’s hard to find humor on a Monday morning.



But now it’s Tuesday
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Rockbrc
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Good morning


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Hangit
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Good morning, folks. coc#1 is aboot to be coc#2.

Can I just sell my truck and start riding my ATV everywhere?



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dyslexiateechur
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I add the joke if I see one I like.


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jeffsdad
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Morning all! I'm going back to bed!


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Hangit
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quote:

t the JOTD

400 passengers but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New York City


It was only discovered after take off, when the flight attendants started going through their preparations for the meals. So, the airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

A couple of hours into the flight she nervously announced, 'Ladies and gentleman; we don't know how this happened, but we have over 400 people on board, but only 200 dinners. Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal to someone else, will receive unlimited free liquor for the duration of the flight!'

Her next announcement came six hours later.

'Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 180 dinners available'.

Moral of the story: People who like to drink, have very kind hearts.
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LSUGrrrl
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Morning, Teech..

My son starts sophomore year tomorrow. How did that happen and why do I hate his hair so much?


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Morning


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Mornin everybody


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ScubaTiger
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Mornin


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bnb9433
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gym time


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dyslexiateechur
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My youngest starts junior year today.


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Capt ST
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Morning everyone:


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farad
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morning gang...

bullfrog's taco tuesday...



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Farad!


Macfly
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Good morning


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