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Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:06 am
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32023 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:06 am
Morning all

JOTD

What weighs less? A gallon of water, or a gallon of butane?

Butane, of course. It’s the lighter fluid
This post was edited on 8/9/22 at 4:46 am
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12373 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:07 am to
Mawnin Teech

A couple of times yesterday GMT’er’s were asking about the JOTD, so I offer this because sometimes it’s hard to find humor on a Monday morning.



But now it’s Tuesday
This post was edited on 8/9/22 at 4:20 am
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
7905 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:09 am to
Good morning
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39052 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:12 am to
Good morning, folks. coc#1 is aboot to be coc#2.

Can I just sell my truck and start riding my ATV everywhere?

Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32023 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:18 am to
I add the joke if I see one I like.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21368 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:23 am to
Morning all! I'm going back to bed!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39052 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:40 am to
quote:

t the JOTD

400 passengers but only 200 meals were loaded onto a flight from Delhi to New York City


It was only discovered after take off, when the flight attendants started going through their preparations for the meals. So, the airline had bungled, and the crew was in a fix. However, one smart flight attendant had an idea.

A couple of hours into the flight she nervously announced, 'Ladies and gentleman; we don't know how this happened, but we have over 400 people on board, but only 200 dinners. Anyone who is kind enough to give up their meal to someone else, will receive unlimited free liquor for the duration of the flight!'

Her next announcement came six hours later.

'Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to change their mind, we still have 180 dinners available'.

Moral of the story: People who like to drink, have very kind hearts.
This post was edited on 8/9/22 at 4:42 am
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 4:50 am to
Posted by LSUGrrrl
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2007
32857 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:09 am to
Morning, Teech..

My son starts sophomore year tomorrow. How did that happen and why do I hate his hair so much?
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
15579 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:13 am to
Morning
Posted by JoePepitone
Waffle House #1494
Member since Feb 2014
10558 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:17 am to
Mornin everybody
Posted by ScubaTiger
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Dec 2003
4102 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:17 am to
Mornin
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13510 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:17 am to
Posted by bnb9433
Member since Jan 2015
13677 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:18 am to

gym time
Posted by dyslexiateechur
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2009
32023 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:20 am to
My youngest starts junior year today.
Posted by Capt ST
Hotel California
Member since Aug 2011
12805 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:24 am to
Morning everyone:
Posted by Papa Tigah
TIGER ISLAND, LA
Member since Sep 2007
18380 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:56 am to
Posted by farad
non-entity of St George
Member since Dec 2013
9612 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 5:59 am to


morning gang...

bullfrog's taco tuesday...

Posted by TrimTab
North County Coastal San Diego
Member since Mar 2019
7777 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 6:07 am to
Farad!
Posted by Macfly
BR & DS
Member since Jan 2016
8041 posts
Posted on 8/9/22 at 6:12 am to
Good morning
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