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GMT Saturday edition
Posted on 5/23/21 at 4:12 am
Posted on 5/23/21 at 4:12 am
JOTD
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: ‘Talking Dog For Sale.’
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so... I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter. He's never been out of the yard.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 4:16 am to dyslexiateechur
Good morning, early and late folks. I am not awake enoug to fix the coffee yet.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 4:31 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all. Coffee brewed, breakfast consumed, going back in the gym today after 3 months of chemo. Doc told me to keep it easy and stick to treadmills and elipticals to get my endurance back up. Time to sweat out some chemicals and stink up the gym.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 4:34 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning Folks
It’s too damn early.
Time for a nap.
Catch y’all later.
It’s too damn early.
Time for a nap.
Catch y’all later.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 5:46 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning all GMTers! COC 1. JOTD solid tech! Happy to make 1st page. Lots of base ball in my world today.
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:12 am to dyslexiateechur
Morning
Having to use the AC everyday now
Having to use the AC everyday now
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:21 am to pioneerbasketball
2 more days until vacation
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:30 am to dyslexiateechur
almost to the 2nd page and nobody mentioned today is Sunday and not Saturday
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:32 am to pioneerbasketball
Morning y’all,I was thinking this was yesterday’s
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:44 am to Lago Gato
Good morning everybody
COC1
COC1
Posted on 5/23/21 at 6:45 am to pioneerbasketball
quote:
almost to the 2nd page and nobody mentioned today is Sunday and not Saturday
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