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re: Girlfriend wants to move in
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:18 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:18 pm to A Menace to Sobriety
quote:
You passed the first test. Second test is her name. Third test is if she has nudes on reddit. If I have all three, then I can give you my expert advice on the situation.
Alicia, no nudes on Reddit. LucasP has them all on his phone probably
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:21 pm to KennabraTiger
Smiles with closed mouth. Jacked up teeth.
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:25 pm to KennabraTiger
What's her B hole look like?
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:26 pm to Sisselpud81
quote:
Pharmaceutical sales
One of the sluttier professions
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:27 pm to KennabraTiger
You a good man.
And if I were in that situation, I wouldn't do it. Life is way way different dating a woman when not living together compared to living together afterwards. Been there done that.
And if I were in that situation, I wouldn't do it. Life is way way different dating a woman when not living together compared to living together afterwards. Been there done that.
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:29 pm to KennabraTiger
You should move in with her. All utilities in her name. That way when you realize how crazy she is you can pack your shite and "slip out the back, jack".
Paul Simon "50 ways to leave your lover"

Paul Simon "50 ways to leave your lover"

Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:35 pm to alphaandomega
quote:
50 ways to leave your lover
What always bothered me about that song was there’s not even close to 50 ways described in that song.
There’s
“Slip put the back, Jack,
Make a new plan Stan,
No need to be coy Roy,
Just listen to me,
Just hop on the bus, Gus,
No need to discuss much,
Just drop off the key Lee,
And get yourself free”
We are short about 45 ways
I bet the OT could figure out 45 more ways
Just hit her with a car, Lamar,
Beat her with a bat, Matt,
Toss her in the lake, Blake,
Send her down to New Orleans, Dean,
Just tell her you’re a tranny, Danny.
Post too much on the OT, Fr33
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:37 pm to GuidoVestieri
quote:
What's her B hole look like?

Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:37 pm to KennabraTiger
What you doing with that power strip
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:40 pm to KennabraTiger
She has the crazy eyes
You’ll realize once you have no time to yourself, your bathroom is cluttered with all her shite, and she takes down your cool bachelor pad shite to redecorate with tacky abstract art and signs like live laugh love with a rustic background that maybe the sex isn’t worth it
You’ll realize once you have no time to yourself, your bathroom is cluttered with all her shite, and she takes down your cool bachelor pad shite to redecorate with tacky abstract art and signs like live laugh love with a rustic background that maybe the sex isn’t worth it
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:43 pm to KennabraTiger
Dude, you're dating Chris Kattan?
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:44 pm to KennabraTiger
You probably have a few eskimo brahs on the OT
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:44 pm to KennabraTiger
quote:
Whats her occupation and salary? Pharmaceutical sales
I bet she takes adderall and benzos like candy
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:45 pm to deltaland
Yeah, the only time you should live with a woman is when you are married, or maybe engaged.
There’s no where to go when shite goes south. Hell I’m thinking of getting an apartment for myself or my wife to be able to go when shite hits the fan…
There’s no where to go when shite goes south. Hell I’m thinking of getting an apartment for myself or my wife to be able to go when shite hits the fan…
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:49 pm to KennabraTiger
If you want her around all the time, tell her she can stay over whenever she wants but has to keep her own place
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:52 pm to KennabraTiger
quote:Ok Chicken, reinstate LucasP so he can post the nudes. Then you can ban him for posting nudes and it will be like it never happened.
no nudes on Reddit. LucasP has them all on his phone probably
It's a win-win for everyone.
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:53 pm to whiskey over ice
Also don’t trust a bitch who smiles with a closed mouth
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:54 pm to Pettifogger
quote:
If you want her around all the time, tell her she can stay over whenever she wants but has to keep her own place
This is the way
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:57 pm to KennabraTiger
And like the idiot you are, with poon tang on the mind, you said "Oookay"
You poor stupid bastard.
You poor stupid bastard.
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