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re: Girlfriend wants to move in

Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:18 pm to
Posted by KennabraTiger
Kenner, LA
Member since Sep 2013
7282 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

You passed the first test. Second test is her name. Third test is if she has nudes on reddit. If I have all three, then I can give you my expert advice on the situation.


Alicia, no nudes on Reddit. LucasP has them all on his phone probably
Posted by TBubba
Not sure
Member since Sep 2007
1184 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:21 pm to
Smiles with closed mouth. Jacked up teeth.
Posted by GuidoVestieri
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2021
887 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:25 pm to
What's her B hole look like?
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
40198 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:26 pm to
quote:

Pharmaceutical sales


One of the sluttier professions
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
31822 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:27 pm to
You a good man.

And if I were in that situation, I wouldn't do it. Life is way way different dating a woman when not living together compared to living together afterwards. Been there done that.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
15847 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:29 pm to
You should move in with her. All utilities in her name. That way when you realize how crazy she is you can pack your shite and "slip out the back, jack".

Paul Simon "50 ways to leave your lover"

Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
5654 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:34 pm to
PIIHB
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130566 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

50 ways to leave your lover


What always bothered me about that song was there’s not even close to 50 ways described in that song.

There’s
“Slip put the back, Jack,
Make a new plan Stan,
No need to be coy Roy,
Just listen to me,
Just hop on the bus, Gus,
No need to discuss much,
Just drop off the key Lee,
And get yourself free”


We are short about 45 ways

I bet the OT could figure out 45 more ways


Just hit her with a car, Lamar,
Beat her with a bat, Matt,
Toss her in the lake, Blake,
Send her down to New Orleans, Dean,

Just tell her you’re a tranny, Danny.

Post too much on the OT, Fr33
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130566 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

What's her B hole look like?



Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11183 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:37 pm to
What you doing with that power strip
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97080 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:40 pm to
She has the crazy eyes


You’ll realize once you have no time to yourself, your bathroom is cluttered with all her shite, and she takes down your cool bachelor pad shite to redecorate with tacky abstract art and signs like live laugh love with a rustic background that maybe the sex isn’t worth it
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
84942 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:43 pm to
Dude, you're dating Chris Kattan?
Posted by BigDawg0420
Hamsterdam
Member since Apr 2010
7486 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:44 pm to
You probably have a few eskimo brahs on the OT
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97080 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

Whats her occupation and salary? Pharmaceutical sales


I bet she takes adderall and benzos like candy
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3043 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:45 pm to
Yeah, the only time you should live with a woman is when you are married, or maybe engaged.

There’s no where to go when shite goes south. Hell I’m thinking of getting an apartment for myself or my wife to be able to go when shite hits the fan…
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83720 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:49 pm to
If you want her around all the time, tell her she can stay over whenever she wants but has to keep her own place
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
7061 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

no nudes on Reddit. LucasP has them all on his phone probably
Ok Chicken, reinstate LucasP so he can post the nudes. Then you can ban him for posting nudes and it will be like it never happened.

It's a win-win for everyone.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
97080 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:53 pm to
Also don’t trust a bitch who smiles with a closed mouth
Posted by CrownTownHalo
CrownTown, NC
Member since Sep 2011
3043 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:54 pm to
quote:

If you want her around all the time, tell her she can stay over whenever she wants but has to keep her own place


This is the way
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
33156 posts
Posted on 4/13/22 at 12:57 pm to
And like the idiot you are, with poon tang on the mind, you said "Oookay"

You poor stupid bastard.
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