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re: Girlfriend Brought These Plates Into My House, Wants Me To Use Them

Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:40 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19711 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:40 pm to
Those are pretty cool.

I'll take 'em, if you don't want 'em.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87654 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:41 pm to
quote:


Piss her off about these plates and she'll be bringing Daquan in your house



Dexter St. Jacques from Jamaica, mon.
Posted by Ping Pong
LSU and UVA alum
Member since Aug 2014
6020 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:41 pm to
Just buy a shite ton of paper plates.

Washing dishes is womans work
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:41 pm to
Hold your tongue. Happy wife, happy life.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:41 pm to
I commend you guys for living in separate households.
Posted by BobABooey
Parts Unknown
Member since Oct 2004
15954 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:42 pm to
If you have other couples coming over, the women will silently take offense at the plate that they are given. They will think that you all believe they look or act like the animal that was chosen for them. You'll have to come up with a plan where everyone grabs their own plate.
Posted by Bunta
Member since Oct 2007
12679 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:44 pm to
Draw mustaches on all of them. She won't get mad.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:44 pm to
Give the pig plate to the fattest person at the party. Preferably a girl.
Posted by LuckyTiger
Someone's Alter
Member since Dec 2008
51023 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:45 pm to
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Are ya'll Hipsters?

I have a beard.

She likes polka dot dresses.

Now we have these plates.

It's not sounding good, is it?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73253 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:46 pm to
they aren't for classy events, but for dinner with friends they are pretty cool, conversation piece at least.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60635 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:46 pm to
can't say I would buy them, but they are kind of interesting in a strange way...

fwiw, you just have to decide whether you want to take a little ribbing from your friends or lose vaginal privileges for a while....your choice.
Posted by JesusQuintana
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
33369 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:46 pm to
Those plates are fricking dope, dude.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80539 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:47 pm to
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You'll have to come up with a plan where everyone grabs their own plate.


Damn that is solid advice right there.
Posted by BeachDude022
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Member since Dec 2006
36406 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:48 pm to
...the frick...
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69149 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:49 pm to
Was this your way of getting positive opinions using reverse psychology on plates that you actually painted yourself?

If so, good work.

They are so lame, they are actually kind of cool. I'd eat off them ironically.
Posted by Bob Sacamano
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
5294 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:50 pm to
Dude I just

Those are hilarious.

I'll actually buy them off of you?
Posted by LSUwag
Florida man
Member since Jan 2007
18007 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:51 pm to
She's marking her territory.
Posted by QuietTiger
New Orleans
Member since Dec 2003
26256 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:51 pm to
Use them for her friends, use nice ones for yours'.
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:53 pm to
Those plates are great!!!
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
35790 posts
Posted on 9/20/16 at 9:54 pm to
Those suck arse. I'll take them off your hands for 3.50
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