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re: Girl Does Cartwheels During Her DUI Stop, Still Gets Arrested, Kicks Cop

Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:02 pm to
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:02 pm to
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Oh, she thick.


Damn that's fine. I don't care if she's got that fat hiding pose going on. I'd knock the bottom out.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12702 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:02 pm to
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He was talking about the govt seizing property from people not convicted of anything. Like I said there was once a presumption of innocence in this country.



I misread that like an a-hole. I read convicted to lose car. And i'm ok with that.
Posted by nerd guy
Grapevine
Member since Dec 2008
12702 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:04 pm to
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what if she had $1k in cash in the car. should the government be able to steal that, too?



Sure, why not. What about a trunk full of BBC dildos?
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:07 pm to
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So, you are saying she was asking for it?


Absolutely
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:08 pm to
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Wish they did this everywhere


quote:

shotcaller1


I hope your car gets stolen........
Posted by NYNolaguy1
Member since May 2011
20876 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:13 pm to
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Sure, why not


Let's put it this way.

You get pulled over for a traffic stop. Cop walks over and "smells marijuana". You get out and he searches your car. In the process of searching he finds $100 in your wallet,a diamond engagement on your wife's finger, and gold rings and other expensive jewelry on your person.

He then says, "I believe you are wearing the proceeds of drug transactions and that you're a drug dealer. I am placing you under arrest for money laundering and possession of stolen items."

He then gives you a reprieve, and offers to drop all charges if you don't dispute that the above possessions were the proceeds of an illegal transaction. The result of course is that you lose your car, engagement rings, and all goods on you. Or you go to jail and fight it out through court.

WWTOTD?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65687 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:23 pm to
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Insta


at all the hard legs
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:43 pm to
she would have passed my breathalyzer
Posted by FlipNDipN
Marietta, OH (ES LPT)
Member since Jan 2015
573 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:46 pm to
Would love to suck on those fun bags!!!!
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82011 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 12:55 pm to
That cop was way too patient
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

You get pulled over for a traffic stop. Cop walks over and "smells marijuana". You get out and he searches your car. In the process of searching he finds $100 in your wallet,a diamond engagement on your wife's finger, and gold rings and other expensive jewelry on your person.

He then says, "I believe you are wearing the proceeds of drug transactions and that you're a drug dealer. I am placing you under arrest for money laundering and possession of stolen items."

He then gives you a reprieve, and offers to drop all charges if you don't dispute that the above possessions were the proceeds of an illegal transaction. The result of course is that you lose your car, engagement rings, and all goods on you. Or you go to jail and fight it out through court.



Tell me how "smelling mj" is the same thing as kicking an office of the law in the face
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79626 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:01 pm to
Moley, moley, moley, moley...
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:04 pm to
I think he's too naive to see how dangerous it is to allow the government to just claim goods from people without a conviction.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164082 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:07 pm to
Anyone notice she was parked in a driveway?
Posted by BBONDS25
Member since Mar 2008
48188 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:08 pm to
Batter in New Mexico is defined as the "intentional touching or application of force to another person that is done in a rude, insolent, or angry manner"

Where is the mens rea in the cartwheel?
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:08 pm to
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Tell me how "smelling mj" is the same thing as kicking an office of the law in the face



Troll or certifiable dumbass. Congrats either way on how you present yourself to strangers on the internet!
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:09 pm to
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Anyone notice she was parked in a driveway?


yep. I know you can get a DUI for having keys in the ignition but this seems a bit extreme
Posted by meauxjeaux2
watson
Member since Oct 2007
60283 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:13 pm to
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“Bryelle


frickin white people need to stop this now.
Posted by shotcaller1
Member since Oct 2014
7501 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:16 pm to
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Anyone notice she was parked in a driveway?


yep. I know you can get a DUI for having keys in the ignition but this seems a bit extreme


It wasn't that she was parked in a driveway, it's that she was blocking a bike lane
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 2/22/17 at 1:48 pm to
Knew a guy here in ATL that got pulled over after someone saw him swerving a lot. The judge made him watch the video during court.

He reaches his hand out to shake the officer's hand while saying his name and "I'm an Auburn grad" then stumbled and fell on his face.
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