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Posted on 2/18/19 at 12:44 am to
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 2/18/19 at 12:44 am to
Pretty interesting, there are 9 subspecies of giraffes and males routinely weigh up to 3000lbs. Also have the strongest kick in all of nature.
Posted by lsursb
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
11990 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 12:54 am to
Giraffes are heads above all other animals.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:07 am to
There's nothing in this universe that isn't weird.
Posted by Nonetheless
MAGA
Member since Jan 2012
33981 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 1:08 am to
do giraffes vomit?
Posted by Speedkidney
new orleans
Member since Aug 2014
75 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 3:33 am to
Posted by TouchedTheAxeIn82
near the Apple spaceship
Member since Nov 2012
6485 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:14 am to
quote:

Is giraffe neck a delicacy anywhere? I bet it tastes like pork loin.

I've eaten giraffe, though I don't think it was from the neck. IIRC it was mild, certainly not as tasty as any good cut of pork.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17202 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:21 am to
quote:

Giraffes are cool,


I agree with Bowl.

Giraffes are awesome. Gentle. Majestic. Powerful. They walk with confidence.

You should go to a park and feed them. It’s fun. Try the Wild Animal Safari if you are in Georgia. It’s redneck Africa in Camry painted like a zebra.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15206 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 5:58 am to
Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any animal.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:14 am to
quote:

some remnant of dino.


Pliestocene megafauna
Posted by dawgsjw
Member since Dec 2012
2114 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:15 am to
They said that giraffes used to have horns on the end of their stubs. They are already deadly enough without the horns, which is why they are referred to as the king of the jungle.
Posted by LSUChamps03
Member since Feb 2006
2720 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:32 am to
I was in a bar once, and a giraffe walked in. We were all like “wtf?!”

Then he said to the bartender, “The high balls are on me.” Turned out to be a great guy, we had a good time.

True story.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
39868 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:56 am to
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Okapi. Never heard of it, but it looks confused.


Saw one of these at the zoo last summer too. It looked a bit daft.
Posted by NewIberiaHaircut
Lafayette
Member since May 2013
12079 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 6:59 am to
Be careful what you say. A giraffe will frick you up baw.

Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:11 am to
So peaceful and gentle....
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
75083 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:14 am to
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Evil Little Thing



quote:

Okapi. Never heard of it,



I would surmise that you don't solve crossword puzzles...

But you're right. Looks like a mish mash
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9824 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:23 am to
It's only my favorite animal ever! I really do love them. Took a bunch of 5th graders to zoo and giraffes were fricking. Kids were screaming and laughing. Hilarious.
Posted by Bamadiver
Member since Jun 2014
3413 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:23 am to
One of the most dangerous animals you'll ever see in a zoo.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17000 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:33 am to
Don’t know why I was made fun of as a kid for not knowing unicorns aren’t real.

If you have pics of a giraffe, zebra, rhino and unicorn, you telling me the unicorn is the fake one? The odd one of the bunch??
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5730 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 7:53 am to
They drink each other’s piss
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 2/18/19 at 8:05 am to
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