Gift for a girlfriend on valentine day

dinner
peen

Herpes

piihb

D in a B?

a black man

Women folk like hand written cards, so I'm gonna make this easy for you by dropping some knowledge on you.

Posted this is another VDay thread:

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Step 1 - Pick out the pretty card with hardly any writing
Step 2 - Find the card with all the mushy things she wants you to say
Step 3 - Pull out your phone and take a picture of the mushy card's writing
Step 4 - Put back mushy card. Purchase pretty plain card
Step 5 - Open up your camera roll and write in the pretty plain card what the mushy card said. Change up a word here or two so it's in your own words and believable.

Boom. She thinks you're a fricking Halmark card writer you're so romantic. You're welcome

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Other decently priced ideas:
- Bath bombs and salts
- Nice bottle of wine
- Cupcakes from those gourmet cupcake places
- Gift card to a spa for a massage
- Cook her a badass steak


I just dropped $1500 for a puppy for mine from a show dog breeder, so she's getting a few items above and that's it

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Step 1 - Pick out the pretty card with hardly any writing
Step 2 - Find the card with all the mushy things she wants you to say
Step 3 - Pull out your phone and take a picture of the mushy card's writing
Step 4 - Put back mushy card. Purchase pretty plain card
Step 5 - Open up your camera roll and write in the pretty plain card what the mushy card said. Change up a word here or two so it's in your own words and believable.

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I am going to get her an hour long professional massage, and a gift card to the nail salon. And some flowers, and dinner.



And peen.

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More importantly, what is she getting you?

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i think she is getting two tickets for us to a shooting gun range here in MPLS

knock em dead tiger

I prefer to follow the sage romantic advice of one Nick Offerman