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Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:18 pm to deeprig9
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and they said "can we help you?" like I was interupting their chit chat.
Only proper response to that is "frick yeah, get me a beer".

Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:18 pm to deeprig9
Honestly I tried to keep reading reading but couldn’t get over the fact you let your wife take over your garage. The sad thing is including that wasn’t necessary. It has nothing to do with your story.


Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:20 pm to fr33manator
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What is so hard about reading? It's like 5 paragraphs. Takes a couple minutes. I swear some of you must need picture books
Settle down Francis.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:20 pm to deeprig9

This post was edited on 3/13/23 at 9:21 pm
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:20 pm to deeprig9
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heard clickety bang click clack.

Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:22 pm to deeprig9
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I heard clickety bang click clack.
Top notch onomatopoeia.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:24 pm to TigerOnTheMountain
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The sad thing is including that wasn’t necessary. It has nothing to do with your story.
That was the whole reason they went into the garage to begin with. Wine women don't typically sneak into a garage for girl chat. Typically that's a man thing. It started with my wife wanting to show off some stuff she'd been working on. So it felt relevant when I was typing it out. But I can see how people could see that detail is irrelevant in the overall story.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:26 pm to deeprig9
This kind of shite happens in my house. My wife has called me because she hears things and because things fall and happen. I have no fricking idea why it happens. All I know is nothing has tried to kill us yet.
Wife sages the house, has crystals and crosses everywhere. The kids occasionally get scared. She’s had a couple of spiritual people come do some things. Supposedly spirits of Indians and one loud person who stays on the property. Is it true? Not sure. Definitely sounds and strange shite around here.
In your case, sounds like Jody sneaking around with your ole lady. The ant poison probably went in whatever they’re gonna poison you with baw.
Wife sages the house, has crystals and crosses everywhere. The kids occasionally get scared. She’s had a couple of spiritual people come do some things. Supposedly spirits of Indians and one loud person who stays on the property. Is it true? Not sure. Definitely sounds and strange shite around here.
In your case, sounds like Jody sneaking around with your ole lady. The ant poison probably went in whatever they’re gonna poison you with baw.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:27 pm to deeprig9
I just got unanchored! Has this ever happened before?
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:30 pm to deeprig9
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Wine women don't typically sneak into a garage for girl chat.
Your wine woman is doing it wrong. Mine loves to flex on her girlfriends by showing them some obscure tool I bought and asking why their husband doesn’t have it

Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:35 pm to deeprig9
A wireless ring camera is like $50. Buy one, hide it in the garage, don’t tell your wife, wait for something weird to happen again and go watch the camera
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:35 pm to Odysseus32
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Could have been a rat in the basement.
I'd rather have a ghost than rats. Ghosts can't actually hurt people, but a rat will chew through a wire and burn your house down with your family inside.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:39 pm to deeprig9
You need to call Lockwood and Co
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:39 pm to deeprig9
Monitor lights and other things not being in the on/off position that they were left in.
Posted on 3/13/23 at 9:49 pm to deeprig9
It isn’t a ghost; it’s Jody.
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