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Getting scoped upper GI

Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:53 am
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:53 am
Realistically how long do I have to fast. Dr said 18 hrs which is impossible. Scope isn’t till noon on Monday I can’t stop at 4 this evening. Thought about a huge meal around 4-5 and a sip of water here and there till midnight the done
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43055 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:54 am to
If you don’t fast correctly they won’t do the procedure.
Posted by Dale Doubak
Somewhere
Member since Jan 2012
6000 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:55 am to
18 hours!!!! I shite 6 times in that time frame.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
43055 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:56 am to
That’s the idea, you need to be completely shitless
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33051 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 8:59 am to
When I've had an endoscopy the fasting time was 8 hours. I've never heard of 18 hours of fasting. Then, again, I'm not a doctor.

You may want to re-read your instructions (especially now that I have read your sig quote).

Good luck.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Dr said 18 hrs which is impossible


No it's not.

Quit being a pussy
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15016 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:03 am to
quote:

Realistically how long do I have to fast. Dr said 18 hrs which is impossible. Scope isn’t till noon on Monday I can’t stop at 4 this evening. Thought about a huge meal around 4-5 and a sip of water here and there till midnight the done


Read the doctors orders and then do what you want. A man has to survive. Hope he doesn't find anything down there. It sounds like you may have worms.
Posted by IonaTiger
The Commonwealth Of Virginia
Member since Mar 2006
33051 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:04 am to
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you need to be completely shitless


I think that's for the colonoscopy. The endoscopy looks at the the stomach (which should be empty) and above.
Posted by Shepherd
Member since Nov 2009
2942 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Quit being a pussy

quote:

lsunurse


Nursing school of hard knocks.

Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
26972 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:12 am to
quote:

Realistically how long do I have to fast. Dr said 18 hrs which is impossible.


You’re overweight, aren’t you?
Posted by DaBike
Member since Jan 2008
8942 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:14 am to
quote:

said 18 hrs which is impossible.


It’s very possible and not a big deal.

Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128950 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:17 am to
Your doctor should have given you two fasting timelines.

One for solids and one for clear liquids.


Seriously though...these are questions you should have clarified with your doctor and not the internet.

Maybe there is a special circumstance in your case and that is why the longer fasting time?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29458 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:19 am to
Destroy 3 massive rails of blow. You won’t be hungry for a long while and you’ll shite your brains out.

Concern addressed.

Posted by shamrock
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
3620 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:24 am to
You’d never make it on Naked and Afraid
Posted by David Bowman
Member since Jul 2019
199 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:32 am to
For an UPPER endoscopy just nothing solid after midnight, clear liquids are OK up until 4 hours before procedure. Instructions are all different if you’re getting a colonoscopy.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 9:34 am to
Sounds like you’re a fatass.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17100 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:21 am to
quote:

For an UPPER endoscopy just nothing solid after midnight, clear liquids are OK up until 4 hours before procedure. Instructions are all different if you’re getting a colonoscopy.
Maybe in his case they're going in the back exit to look at the "dining room"?
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78878 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:30 am to
Maybe time for lapband surgery as well if you can’t hold out for 18 hours
Posted by Pussykat
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2016
3889 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:51 am to
Suck it up, you can do it
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1886 posts
Posted on 9/29/19 at 10:51 am to
I've had it done twice. Never had to fast that long. I am jealous of your pending propofol nap, fwiw.

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