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Posted on 11/27/23 at 8:53 pm to Antib551
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The key is to NOT let your sack hang and completely rest for 2 days AFTER the procedure.
THIS.
I thought I could break some rules and be fine. Procedure on Friday, back at work on Monday. Did not wear a jock.
Sat on my balls on Monday. Repeatedly. Bought a jock that day. Thought getting a smaller size would keep them snug. Mistake.
Bought a larger size the next day. Smooth sailing.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 9:17 pm to Willie Stroker
6 months ago.
Carefree, painless, was active immediately after the procedure. Took my kid to the cage and shot some hoops with him in the driveway after the cage.
My wife is still bitching about the IUD six months later telling me I’m the one who should have been neutered.
Carefree, painless, was active immediately after the procedure. Took my kid to the cage and shot some hoops with him in the driveway after the cage.
My wife is still bitching about the IUD six months later telling me I’m the one who should have been neutered.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:43 pm to Shexter
They don't cut your nuts off dumbass.
It ain't like taking your tomcat in to be neutered.
Like the poster above said, a few days of discomfort and taking it easy, then you never have to worry about pulling out again.
It ain't like taking your tomcat in to be neutered.
Like the poster above said, a few days of discomfort and taking it easy, then you never have to worry about pulling out again.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 10:46 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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Getting a Vasectomy
Don't do it. You'll lose your essence.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 2:41 am to Raoul Stimulato
Shots weren't bad. The pulling and tugging felt like my Adam's apple was going to come out of my a-hole though......
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:06 am to mcpotiger
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Well I was not real smart and had mine while stationed on Diego Garcia. Had one experienced Doc and one "trainee". I told them both that if they screwed anything up I was gonna feed them both to the sharks.
Had mine done stateside but flew to a remote naval station the day after so follow up was at the base hospital where there were only about 500 Americans total and about 10% of those worked at the hospital. I took one sample to be tested and there was a young female sailor who was working the desk and she was very professional about it. Never said a word. That one came back with swimmers. Did it again 30 days later and it was a young male sailor working the desk. I placed the bag with the cup and sample in it on the counter and he asked what kind of test it was. When I told him he freaked out LOL...did not want any part of handling any of that sample. Went and asked his CO what he should do and his CO LIT HIS arse UP right in front of me...several times during this wall to wall briefing the CO was administering my jizz was mentioned several times and gathered quite a crowd. For the hospital to be so small it seemed like there were a couple of hundred folks within ear shot. This was on a Monday. That Friday evening I was in the officers club and a group of young female sailors from the medical corps were there together and the one who had taken the first sample was with them. As soon as I walked in her eyes lit up and she leaned in to the friend closest to her who started laughing and spread the word through the group...until they were all laughing and looking my way. I Raised a glass to them and winked and they really started laughing LOL...by midnight that night everyone in the club knew about both samples and of course I had to play up the whole jerking off angle for comedic purposes. Very un-professional from the perspective of the medical folks but I thought it was funny also and went along with it...but a lot of people would have been pissed off. I stayed on that base for 24 months after this and even that far out someone would mention my masturbating habits LOL...even when new people came and went they knew about it pretty soon LOL.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:17 am to Raoul Stimulato
Does your Dr do staples or silk stitches? I've got the stitches, so they're naturally better.
I had to do a 15 pack of nuts before the swimmer check. Mrs made a deal with me to go 1 for 1. You might be a better negotiator, but I signed up.
15 nuts completed in less than 3 weeks, recheck=swimmers.
Had to go 6 more weeks before a recheck.
Also knew 2 guys that got their wives pregnant before/after the appointment. One with twins between when he made his appointment and his appointment, the other after the appointment, but never went back for swimmer check. So you might want to choose celibacy for the time being.
I had to do a 15 pack of nuts before the swimmer check. Mrs made a deal with me to go 1 for 1. You might be a better negotiator, but I signed up.
15 nuts completed in less than 3 weeks, recheck=swimmers.
Had to go 6 more weeks before a recheck.
Also knew 2 guys that got their wives pregnant before/after the appointment. One with twins between when he made his appointment and his appointment, the other after the appointment, but never went back for swimmer check. So you might want to choose celibacy for the time being.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:20 am to saderade
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It’s amazing the amount of guys that think getting snipped means literally getting your balls cut off
The people who are getting a vasectomy are the same folks who should be having kids.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:22 am to Raoul Stimulato
Don't do it! This does not work. My wife and I had two kids even after I got mine. The only thing it did was really mess up my genes. Our last two kids were different. One was Asian and the other looks africana.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:30 am to Taurus
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Not a man. No man would cut nuts.
A male with cut nuts is like a female that is past menopause, they have little value to the opposite sex.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:32 am to Raoul Stimulato
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What can I expect.
Your next child will be a different color than you, usually.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 7:43 am to Elblancodiablo
quote:You’ve probably never had much value to the opposite sex….ever. Please don’t reproduce, there’s enough morons in the world without you adding to it.
A male with cut nuts is like a female that is past menopause, they have little value to the opposite sex.
A vasectomy is easy, and if you and your wife have decided you’ve had as many kids as you want it’s the right decision for lots of reasons.
Not least of which, once your wife is off the pill, her sex drive goes up.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 8:22 am to TDsngumbo
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Everyone talks about how smooth theirs was but I must’ve had a bad experience because I needed four shots to the sack before the numbing medicine helped.
Damn near in the same boat. Took the numbing shots and felt a good bit of it. Felt him burning my shite. shite hurt. I was so tensed up from it that I couldn't relax enough for him to get the other one cut. So I had to have the other ball snipped three weeks later while being put under.
Propofol was legit though, and it was all worth it in the end. Now I get to bust stress free nuts in my ole lady and my side chicks.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 8:28 am to Raoul Stimulato
Reschedule it during march madness. Drink beer and watch basketball all week.
Posted on 11/28/23 at 8:32 am to llfshoals
But what if your wife stays on the pill even after your vasectomy?
Posted on 11/28/23 at 8:42 am to AwgustaDawg
I went in the O Club in Yokosuka once. Got in a fight and got thrown out. Me and about 5 other Chiefs.. Good times. Posted on 11/28/23 at 8:54 am to Elblancodiablo
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A male with cut nuts is like a female that is past menopause, they have little value to the opposite sex.
The hell you preach....a young woman can find all the intact young men she wants...but those young men are broke as hell and all they can do is frick. Meanwhile an old man whose junk ain't functional is liable to have the funds to provide nice housing, entertainment, cars, vacations, all manner of shite that most women prefer over a hard dick anyway....
Posted on 11/28/23 at 12:00 pm to llfshoals
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You’ve probably never had much value to the opposite sex….ever. Please don’t reproduce, there’s enough morons in the world without you adding to it.
A vasectomy is easy, and if you and your wife have decided you’ve had as many kids as you want it’s the right decision for lots of reasons.
Not least of which, once your wife is off the pill, her sex drive goes up.
This post just screams "cuck"
Posted on 11/28/23 at 12:01 pm to AwgustaDawg
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The hell you preach....a young woman can find all the intact young men she wants...but those young men are broke as hell and all they can do is frick. Meanwhile an old man whose junk ain't functional is liable to have the funds to provide nice housing, entertainment, cars, vacations, all manner of shite that most women prefer over a hard dick anyway....
I don't believe this is the case for you, sorry.
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