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Getting a Vasectomy
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:36 pm
Someone hold my goddamn hand. It’s in January. What can I expect.
This post was edited on 11/27/23 at 12:56 pm
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Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:36 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Procedure itself wasn’t bad due to the Valium.
Recovery was annoying for like 3 weeks after.
Recovery was annoying for like 3 weeks after.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:37 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Sore balls for a day or two and carefree sex after that.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:37 pm to Raoul Stimulato
When they say stay on the couch for three days and don't move around. DO IT.
I felt great and got up and went out after a day. Busted a stitch and blew my sack up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained. You DO NOT want to do that.
I felt great and got up and went out after a day. Busted a stitch and blew my sack up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained. You DO NOT want to do that.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:37 pm to Raoul Stimulato
there’s like a gazillion threads on here about this
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:39 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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What can I expect.
Everyone that's had their nuts taken from them is going to say "it wasn't that bad". Enjoy your new soy boy life.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:40 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Take it easy like they say. I wore a jock for about 3 weeks. Even at the 3 week mark it can still have a little pain.
100% worth it.
FYI the first time you sling some rope after is terrifying
100% worth it.
FYI the first time you sling some rope after is terrifying
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:40 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Not a man. No man would cut nuts.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:41 pm to Shexter
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Everyone that's had their nuts taken from them is going to say "it wasn't that bad".
Not me. shite hurt for weeks even though I followed the rules to rest and ice to a T. Balls were swollen for same mount of time.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:41 pm to Shexter
They ain’t choppin my balls off, dawg.
The goal is to nut w/o making babies, son.
The goal is to nut w/o making babies, son.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:42 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Had it done on a Friday...I was back at work on Monday.
Advice: Milk it...My urologist offered me some apple juice after the procedure. I told her to put it in an IV bag.
Advice: Milk it...My urologist offered me some apple juice after the procedure. I told her to put it in an IV bag.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:42 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Nothing to it.
Knock it out Friday morning, lay on your @$$ watching TV til Monday with a sack of frozen peas on your balls. Don’t lift ANYTHING for 2 weeks.
Clean than gun at least 20 times, take a sample back to the doc to make sure it was a success before you’re ready for live exercises again.
Enjoy!
Knock it out Friday morning, lay on your @$$ watching TV til Monday with a sack of frozen peas on your balls. Don’t lift ANYTHING for 2 weeks.
Clean than gun at least 20 times, take a sample back to the doc to make sure it was a success before you’re ready for live exercises again.
Enjoy!
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:43 pm to Raoul Stimulato
I had it done last November. The 2 shots of anesthesia stung for 2 seconds. After that you don't feeling anything down there. I did it on a Friday, kept a bag of frozen peas on my nuts while watching football Saturday and Sunday, and went back to work on Monday. You will have slight soreness for a couple of days after, but it's not bad at all.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:44 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:45 pm to Raoul Stimulato
You need to give yourself 3 full days to recover and do exactly what they tell you
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:50 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Hell mine was the best procedure ever. Had the scalpeless produce, but I was fully knocked out. Woke up a few mins later and walked right out that joint with an ice pack strapped to my junk. Went home, laid on the couch for 2 straight days, only getting up to pee. I switched out packs of frozen peas every 30 min or so and wore boxer briefs one size too small.
The key is to NOT let your sack hang and completely rest for 2 days AFTER the procedure. Procedure day is day ZERO not day one. Two weeks after my procedure I was back snapper fishing offshore.
The key is to NOT let your sack hang and completely rest for 2 days AFTER the procedure. Procedure day is day ZERO not day one. Two weeks after my procedure I was back snapper fishing offshore.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:54 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Didn’t get the Valium, only 800mg of Ibuprofen so the numbing part stung pretty bad and I could feel them cauterizing the tubes in my lower stomach. I made it through ok, but definitely rest on the couch for a few days
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:57 pm to Raoul Stimulato
quote:the hardest part is getting used to not having any balls...just a penis with no balls...
What can I expect.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 12:59 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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What happens when a man becomes a eunuch?
“A castrated adult male will lose muscle but gain fat. He can expect hot flushes like those that women have at menopause. He will lose body hair, and his penis will shrink. Erections will be rare and weak, if they occur at all.
Posted on 11/27/23 at 1:00 pm to Raoul Stimulato
Everyone talks about how smooth theirs was but I must’ve had a bad experience because I needed four shots to the sack before the numbing medicine helped. I felt all the tugging (which did still hurt after all the numbing shots) and almost threw up from it. It only took five to ten minutes though. My left testicle was super sore for two months and was still sensitive about six months later. Loading your dishwasher every time you’re away is definitely worth what I went through, though.
This post was edited on 11/27/23 at 1:01 pm
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