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Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:42 am
Posted by CajunZ81
Mexico City
Member since Jun 2010
1743 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:42 am
Ok so I was sent an email by my company with some weird questions they want me to answer which will be put in our quarterly news letter. I was hoping the O-T can help me come up with some clever/witty answers:

1. What sound do you love?
2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
3. What is something you learned in the last week?
4. When was the last time you were nervous?
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29248 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:43 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?


women's painful cries for help
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166295 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:44 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?


a kitten's skull getting crushed
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:44 am to
This is stupid AF. I wouldn't participate
Posted by mikrit54
Robeline
Member since Oct 2013
8664 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:45 am to
2. Humphrey Bogart
3. The earth is round.
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29248 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:45 am to
quote:

4. When was the last time you were nervous?


when you deep webbed CP at work
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47609 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:47 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?


No, please. No! Noooooooo.

quote:

2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?


Rupaul

quote:

3. What is something you learned in the last week?


The IT filters don't work on all porn.

quote:

4. When was the last time you were nervous?


Waiting for Pre employment drug test results

quote:

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?


Guard at a women's prison
Posted by Aux Arc
SW Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
2184 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:47 am to
1. Female co-workers gossiping loudly outside my office - just kidding, I hate that.

2. Mr. Ed.

3. Some people actually get paid to fill out silly questionnaires.

4. When my stool was filled with blood. Then I remembered the chili from the night before - not blood after all... whew!

5. I don't want to grow up. Or a ninja.
Posted by CajunZ81
Mexico City
Member since Jun 2010
1743 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:48 am to
quote:

PThis is stupid AF. I wouldn't participate


I couldn't agree more but the girl that sends it out begged me to answer them because no one else will. I'm a welding inspector in my 30's and these questions seem to be for an 5th grade student
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8375 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:49 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?
2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
3. What is something you learned in the last week?
4. When was the last time you were nervous?
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?


What ever book that a-hole in HR found this in needs to be burnt.
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
126962 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:49 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?
"Don't stop! Don't stop!"
quote:

2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
Michael Jackson
quote:

3. What is something you learned in the last week?
How to post on TigerDroppings.com while at work.
quote:

4. When was the last time you were nervous?
Now, replying to this email.
quote:

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?
I don't want to grow up.
Posted by BrownBear
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
163 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:50 am to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?

Fingernails on a chalkboard

2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?

Nick Cannon

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

A dinosaur




Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:50 am to
1) Screams
2) Jeffrey Dahmer
3) Clean twice, use bleach.
4) Whenever I hear sirens
5) Satisfied
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9860 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:50 am to
quote:

This is stupid AF. I wouldn't participate


Not a team player.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63026 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:54 am to
We'll assume your boss's name is Jim and your least favorite coworker is Steve.

1. Jim's heavy breathing after walking to the break room, knowing that fat arse is one step closer to death.
2. [insert famous person that resembles Steve]
3. Jim's wife likes anal
4. When I pulled out of Jim's wife a little late
5. Jim's daddy

- Steve
Posted by DWaginHTown
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2006
9860 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 11:59 am to
1. The sound of life leaving a person's body
2. Osama bin Laden
3. If you put toilet paper in the toilet before dumping, you avoid any upsplash from the dropping bombs.
4. When I missed my period.
5. A hundredaire
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 12:06 pm to
quote:

1. What sound do you love?
2. Which celebrity do you get mistaken for?
3. What is something you learned in the last week?
4. When was the last time you were nervous?
5. What do you want to be when you grow up?


1. Queefs
2. Fred Flintstone
3. Nothing
4. yesterday at 330PM
5. Chicken

Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25474 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

What sound do you love?

Wind whipping through Paige's vag
quote:

What is something you learned in the last week?

How big Paige's vag is
quote:

When was the last time you were nervous?

When you saw Paige's vag
quote:

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Paige's vag
Posted by BigSquirrel
Member since Jul 2013
1880 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 12:21 pm to
2. Big Bird on the phone, Forest Whitaker in the sack
Posted by HornsLife
Dallas, TX
Member since Feb 2014
786 posts
Posted on 10/27/14 at 12:28 pm to
quote:

Green Chili Tiger


Nice
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