re: Gay couple who added a girlfriend to their relationship say ‘throuple’ sex is the best

Listen up kids, time to learn about Jerking-Off during Dark Args. Back in the 20th century, before PornHub and YouPorn were a thing, we had to use analog masturbation media to jerk off. We called them Porn Magazines.

They were like small, books (not scrolls) with groups of photographs of attractive women ( although some of them were taken before the razor was invented in the late 1980's ) with progressively less clothes.

At the end most editions, there were dozens of pages of commercial advertisements for the usual suspects:

* blow-me-up frick dolls

* pocket-pussies

* subscriptions to more porn ( even VHS and Betamax tapes!! )

* shite that promises to fix erectile disfunction

* shite that promises to make your dick this long!!!

* phone-sex (that's a story for another time, maybe TulaneLSU could make a Top10 thread about it)

* shite that promises to increase to increase the volume of your ejaculation (you can pack 155mm Howitzer, but if your skeet game is weak you ain't getting back in that arse, right?)

* and the funniest one: "Bi? Curious?" With a naked dude in the picture. That never made sense to me, if I wanted to look at cock, I would have bought PlayGirl instead of PlayBoy.

But these 2 dudes must've been taken by the "Bi? Curious?" ad with a naked woman at the end of some gay porn. They looked at each other and said "Bruh, I know we're gay, but some front hole sounds pretty intriguing. frick it! Let's do it!" And here we are.

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Never underestimate the power of the pussy

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Never put it on a pedastal either.

“Lemme pull out of my buddy’s arse and smear his turds all up in your pussy”

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Gay couple who added a girlfriend to their relationship say ‘throuple’ sex is the best

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FIFY

“Gay couple desperate for social media attention added a hopeless desperate white woman to their relationship.”

Yeah more like biflexual.