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re: Gay couple moving in next door

Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:08 am to
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:08 am to
quote:

Should I be concerned about the safety of my son?



Absolutely. But not because of the gay couple. Because you're an idiot.
Posted by GetCocky11
Calgary, AB
Member since Oct 2012
53509 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:09 am to
You should watch American Beauty.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:09 am to
You should be happy because your real estate price is about to go up.
Posted by TheDrunkenTigah
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2011
18356 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:09 am to
Don't be paranoid, nothing is going to happen to him in the couple hours it takes you to sneak over there for a threesome.
Posted by TigerHoochie
Member since Jun 2017
247 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:09 am to
quote:

Should I be concerned about the safety of my son?


You should be concern for your son if ANY strangers move next door, gay or not. Also, you're an idiot for thinking this.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42503 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:10 am to
sounds like they should be worried that they live next door to an unfunny bigot.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16523 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:10 am to
quote:

Should I be concerned about the safety of my son?

No. But you should be concerned about your taxes because your property value is about to skyrocket, bro.
Starbucks and local organic market incoming
How's it feel to be living in a such a cosmopolitan neighborhood?
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20027 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:10 am to
You should probably go out and repaint your sidewalk between the two houses to show them how much you support their lifestyle.

Posted by tigrbabe08
Member since Apr 2017
219 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:10 am to
Real talk: your property value is about to skyrocket.

Also, be prepared for your wife to start nagging you to keep up with every improvement they make to their house. Painting, gardening (not just mowing, trimming, and edging), pool, outdoor kitchen, new fence etc.

She'll be over there sipping margaritas, swapping stories and trying to one up each other about who has sucked the most dick and then she'll spot some fancy piece of art or something, next thing you know your credit cards are maxed out and your house looks like something out of Southern Living.

EDIT: welp, Landshark and Zap beat me to it - but they're correct
This post was edited on 6/20/17 at 10:12 am
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20667 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:12 am to
quote:

Could be worse. You could have two smoking hot lesbians living next door to you like I have.


Pics please
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33964 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:12 am to
quote:

A gay couple (two men) bought the house next door. Should I be concerned about the safety of my son?


Yeah because you're his father.
Posted by Hulkklogan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2010
43482 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:13 am to
Posted by Jack Bauer7
Member since Jun 2012
5186 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:13 am to
a gay couple will keep their house and yard in pristine condition. Be grateful
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27272 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:13 am to
Enjoy the increased property values, the decorating tips, and the fabulous parties they throw.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
46695 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:15 am to
quote:

Could be worse. You could have two smoking hot lesbians living next door to you like I have.




Posted by YouAre8Up
in a house
Member since Mar 2011
12792 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:15 am to
Have a downvote just for being a frickwad.
Posted by tigrbabe08
Member since Apr 2017
219 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:16 am to
I've always wondered with how nice their homes are - do gays just earn more money than straight couples or do they go into mega debt to have the latest and greatest stuff?

They're always on the forefront of fashion, food, design etc. and I'm always curious/envious how they can afford to keep up
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18920 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:16 am to
I suspect you are mad that you will no longer win yard of the month.
Posted by Loungefly85
Lafayette
Member since Jul 2016
7930 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:17 am to
I hope culcha moves in on the other side of you.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/20/17 at 10:18 am to
Why are worried just because they're gay? If it were a straight couple, would you worry that the female would seduce or molest your son?
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