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re: Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:21 pm to Ed Osteen
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:21 pm to Ed Osteen
Maybe so. It seems like it was called something else but I could be completely wrong. Me and a bunch of buddies went strip club hopping in 2005 before I left for Vegas to get married. That was one of the stops.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:26 pm to fallguy_1978
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What was the name of the strip club in Port Allen at the Lobdell exit? Not today but like 15 years ago.
Top Cats. A buddy of mine owned it. Those were some wild times.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:27 pm to Supermoto Tiger
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Top Cats. A buddy of mine owned it. Those were some wild times.
Yep that's it
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:50 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
cop a feel and suck on dem tittes
no kiss tho
no kiss tho
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:58 pm to Boo Krewe
this is actually really accurate. Just needs the iPhone to be cracked


Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:59 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I got to first base with 5k and 2 8 balls.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:00 pm to Capt ST
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I got to first base with 5k and 2 8 balls.
Sounds like a shite deal
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:02 pm to fallguy_1978
Probably why I lost my job as Director of BD. Can’t close with a slut no chance with Asians
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:28 pm to Capt ST
I used to live in the same apartment complex with an stripper/escort. This was back in the 90's and we became friendly. One day I open up my Sunday edition of the Gazette Telegraph(Colorado Springs) and there she was on the front page.
The paper did an investigative piece on escort services and she just happened to be the unlucky one who was involved in the police sting. Felt kind of bad for her because the paper published her picture and name on the front page. Her dad was a preacher and she was basically disowned.
The paper did an investigative piece on escort services and she just happened to be the unlucky one who was involved in the police sting. Felt kind of bad for her because the paper published her picture and name on the front page. Her dad was a preacher and she was basically disowned.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:31 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I have a friend who had a stripper give him her number. He ignored it, thinking it was bogus. Days later he gets a phone call from her. Long story short, divorces his wife, marries stripper. Happier than he has ever been. When I met them a couple years later without knowing, I actually thought she was somewhat conservative. It was a little shocking to hear the real story.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:47 pm to Brazos
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I was under the assumption we were using equal volume for each woman.
No, not at all. What makes the stripper/hooker nastier is usually the sheer volume.
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Saying this though the hooker is more likely to require protection than the bar whore so the hooker still may be cleaner even if she took on double the cock.
To each his own, but my experiences have been the exact opposite of this.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:02 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
All the way with a few of them. I had some fun times. fricked one and 15 minutes later fricked her friend in the club.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:08 pm to dbuchanon
You would be correct, sir.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:19 pm to saintsfan1977
My husband has an ex stripper friend that he has slept with back in the day. She makes great Italian food.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:29 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
Platinum Plus in Memphis ruined me for life, because no other strip club will live up to that place.
I never got a lap dance there that didn't include at least a handjob. Got a couple blowjobs (with rubbers) and fricked one once in the VIP room.
Also there were several girls that provided "takeout" which meant they would meet you at a hotel later for a fee. I never took one up on this because I was always concerned that their crackhead boyfriend might be waiting the the room to rob me.
I never got a lap dance there that didn't include at least a handjob. Got a couple blowjobs (with rubbers) and fricked one once in the VIP room.
Also there were several girls that provided "takeout" which meant they would meet you at a hotel later for a fee. I never took one up on this because I was always concerned that their crackhead boyfriend might be waiting the the room to rob me.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 8:36 pm
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:30 pm to PortHudsonPlaya
I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying. Can any of you dirty whoremongers confirm this?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:33 pm to Saint Alfonzo
quote:I have to admit it's always more of a turn-on when I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.
I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying. Can any of you dirty whoremongers confirm this?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:37 pm to northshorebamaman
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I have to admit it's always more of a turn-on when I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.
Good to see you support single mothers.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:39 pm to Saint Alfonzo
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I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.
You mean the bloodhound gang song?
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