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re: Furthest you’ve ever got with a stripper?

Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:21 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:21 pm to
Maybe so. It seems like it was called something else but I could be completely wrong. Me and a bunch of buddies went strip club hopping in 2005 before I left for Vegas to get married. That was one of the stops.
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10471 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:26 pm to
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What was the name of the strip club in Port Allen at the Lobdell exit? Not today but like 15 years ago.


Top Cats. A buddy of mine owned it. Those were some wild times.
Posted by fallguy_1978
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Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:27 pm to
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Top Cats. A buddy of mine owned it. Those were some wild times.

Yep that's it
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:50 pm to
cop a feel and suck on dem tittes

no kiss tho
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
14517 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:58 pm to
this is actually really accurate. Just needs the iPhone to be cracked

Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13476 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 6:59 pm to
I got to first base with 5k and 2 8 balls.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53047 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:00 pm to
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I got to first base with 5k and 2 8 balls.

Sounds like a shite deal
Posted by Capt ST
High Plains
Member since Aug 2011
13476 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:02 pm to
Probably why I lost my job as Director of BD. Can’t close with a slut no chance with Asians
Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:28 pm to
I used to live in the same apartment complex with an stripper/escort. This was back in the 90's and we became friendly. One day I open up my Sunday edition of the Gazette Telegraph(Colorado Springs) and there she was on the front page.

The paper did an investigative piece on escort services and she just happened to be the unlucky one who was involved in the police sting. Felt kind of bad for her because the paper published her picture and name on the front page. Her dad was a preacher and she was basically disowned.
Posted by PhantomMenace
Member since Oct 2017
1946 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:31 pm to
I have a friend who had a stripper give him her number. He ignored it, thinking it was bogus. Days later he gets a phone call from her. Long story short, divorces his wife, marries stripper. Happier than he has ever been. When I met them a couple years later without knowing, I actually thought she was somewhat conservative. It was a little shocking to hear the real story.
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
50788 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 7:47 pm to
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I was under the assumption we were using equal volume for each woman.


No, not at all. What makes the stripper/hooker nastier is usually the sheer volume.

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Saying this though the hooker is more likely to require protection than the bar whore so the hooker still may be cleaner even if she took on double the cock.


To each his own, but my experiences have been the exact opposite of this.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
9876 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:02 pm to
All the way with a few of them. I had some fun times. fricked one and 15 minutes later fricked her friend in the club.
Posted by Blueprint
Member since Apr 2018
2186 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:08 pm to
You would be correct, sir.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54769 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:19 pm to
My husband has an ex stripper friend that he has slept with back in the day. She makes great Italian food.
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:21 pm to
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13892 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:29 pm to
Platinum Plus in Memphis ruined me for life, because no other strip club will live up to that place.

I never got a lap dance there that didn't include at least a handjob. Got a couple blowjobs (with rubbers) and fricked one once in the VIP room.

Also there were several girls that provided "takeout" which meant they would meet you at a hotel later for a fee. I never took one up on this because I was always concerned that their crackhead boyfriend might be waiting the the room to rob me.
This post was edited on 5/13/19 at 8:36 pm
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28049 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:30 pm to
I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying. Can any of you dirty whoremongers confirm this?
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37470 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:33 pm to
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I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying. Can any of you dirty whoremongers confirm this?
I have to admit it's always more of a turn-on when I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28049 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:37 pm to
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I have to admit it's always more of a turn-on when I find out she's doing me to buy baby formula.


Good to see you support single mothers.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98740 posts
Posted on 5/13/19 at 8:39 pm to
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I don't go to strip clubs but I have heard that the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.


You mean the bloodhound gang song?
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