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Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:32 am
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:32 am
Rancher lassos bike thief outside Oregon Wal-Mart

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EAGLE POINT, OR -- A rancher jumped on his horse Friday morning and lassoed a man who was trying to steal a bicycle in the parking lot of an Oregon Wal-Mart, police said.

Robert Borba was at the Eagle Point store loading dog food and a camping tent into his truck when he heard a woman screaming that someone was trying to steal her bike, the Medford Mail Tribune reports

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The 28-year-old said he quickly got his horse, Long John, out of its trailer. He grabbed a rope, rode over to the man who was reportedly struggling with the bike gears and attempting to flee on foot. Borba lassoed the man around the legs and when he dropped, Borba dragged him to one end of the parking lot. "I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."

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Borba said the man tried to grab a tree and get away, but he kept the rope tight and the man in place. "I use a rope every day, that's how I make my living," Borba said. "If it catches cattle pretty good, it catches a bandit pretty good."


Man lassos bike thief

You have to be a pretty slow thief if someone has time to unload their horse to catch you.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:34 am to
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"I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."

Must be related to Forrest Gump
Posted by Hogwarts
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Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:35 am to


Posted by EvrybodysAllAmerican
Member since Apr 2013
12943 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:36 am to
I'd love to see some security video of that.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:38 am to
What a badass
Posted by PortCityTiger24
Member since Dec 2006
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Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:21 pm to
Make America great again!
Posted by airfernando
Member since Oct 2015
15248 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

"I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."


Must be related to Forrest Gump
Or most people on TD
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8089 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:35 pm to
This guy, Chuck Norris, and Sheriff Buford Pusser could clean up a lot of the crime in Baton Rouge and New Orleans.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:37 pm to
Who the hell downvoted this story?
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
quote:

Must be related to Forrest Gump





Forrest gump won the heisman because of his speed

Posted by Mufassa
Member since Aug 2012
1718 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:45 pm to
Someone did this to another guy one night at Cowboys north of Lafayette a couple years ago. The dude pissed him off so we went home, hooked up his horse trailer, brought it to Cowboys, rode the horse into the bar, roped the fella, and drug him out the door and through the parking lot
Posted by Perrydawg
Middle Ga Area
Member since Jan 2014
5159 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:54 pm to
He was an All-American he did not with the Heisman
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

"I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."


real gangster arse ranchers can't run fast.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:08 pm to
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I'd love to see some security video of that.

can't believe it's not on youtube, that had to have taken some time, and everybody films everthing anymore
Posted by DingLeeBerry
Member since Oct 2014
11839 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:17 pm to
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real gangster arse ranchers can't run fast.




Boots + Spurs + Wranglers + Bow Legs = slow.
Posted by Thurber
NWLA
Member since Aug 2013
15405 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:20 pm to
Awesome
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:33 pm to
Like a boss
Posted by RightHook
Member since Dec 2013
5560 posts
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:34 pm to
i was semi-quoting "damn it feels good to be gangster"
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