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Funny Walmarks Story for the Day
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:32 am
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:32 am
Rancher lassos bike thief outside Oregon Wal-Mart
Man lassos bike thief
You have to be a pretty slow thief if someone has time to unload their horse to catch you.
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EAGLE POINT, OR -- A rancher jumped on his horse Friday morning and lassoed a man who was trying to steal a bicycle in the parking lot of an Oregon Wal-Mart, police said.
Robert Borba was at the Eagle Point store loading dog food and a camping tent into his truck when he heard a woman screaming that someone was trying to steal her bike, the Medford Mail Tribune reports
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The 28-year-old said he quickly got his horse, Long John, out of its trailer. He grabbed a rope, rode over to the man who was reportedly struggling with the bike gears and attempting to flee on foot. Borba lassoed the man around the legs and when he dropped, Borba dragged him to one end of the parking lot. "I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
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Borba said the man tried to grab a tree and get away, but he kept the rope tight and the man in place. "I use a rope every day, that's how I make my living," Borba said. "If it catches cattle pretty good, it catches a bandit pretty good."
You have to be a pretty slow thief if someone has time to unload their horse to catch you.
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:34 am to idlewatcher
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"I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
Must be related to Forrest Gump
Posted on 6/13/16 at 11:36 am to idlewatcher
I'd love to see some security video of that. 
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:21 pm to idlewatcher
Make America great again!
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:24 pm to SmoothOperator96
quote:Or most people on TD
"I seen this fella trying to get up to speed on a bicycle," Borba told the Tribune. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
Must be related to Forrest Gump
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:35 pm to idlewatcher
This guy, Chuck Norris, and Sheriff Buford Pusser could clean up a lot of the crime in Baton Rouge and New Orleans.
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:37 pm to idlewatcher
Who the hell downvoted this story?
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:43 pm to SmoothOperator96
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. "I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
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Must be related to Forrest Gump
Forrest gump won the heisman because of his speed
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:45 pm to idlewatcher
Someone did this to another guy one night at Cowboys north of Lafayette a couple years ago. The dude pissed him off so we went home, hooked up his horse trailer, brought it to Cowboys, rode the horse into the bar, roped the fella, and drug him out the door and through the parking lot
Posted on 6/13/16 at 12:54 pm to ksayetiger
He was an All-American he did not with the Heisman
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:01 pm to idlewatcher
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"I wasn't going to catch him on foot. I just don't run very fast."
real gangster arse ranchers can't run fast.
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:08 pm to EvrybodysAllAmerican
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I'd love to see some security video of that.
can't believe it's not on youtube, that had to have taken some time, and everybody films everthing anymore
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:17 pm to RightHook
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real gangster arse ranchers can't run fast.
Boots + Spurs + Wranglers + Bow Legs = slow.
Posted on 6/13/16 at 1:34 pm to DingLeeBerry
i was semi-quoting "damn it feels good to be gangster"
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