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re: Funny how they never show any fat male models in these clothing / swimwear catalogs

Posted on 5/28/22 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 12:44 pm to
you can see that at the beach
Posted by Central Tiger
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 12:54 pm to
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That’s not swimwear though.


He knows. That’s just his tired arse shtick.
Posted by TheChosenOne
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:03 pm to
Because dad bods and fat guys aren’t bitching about the lack of representation. We know our place in society and that wit and charm is the real panty dropper.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:20 pm to
Whoa, grandma!! Kind of risqué for the old folks home!
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
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29088 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:29 pm to
The prototype middle age Baw. Needs white shades though.

Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:41 pm to
Because women are insecure and feeble minded

Men can see a model and understand that “oh yes he’s a model that’s why he’s modeling”

Women see a model and are like “oh my god what unrealistic expectations this magazine has for what I MYSELF should look like.”
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:41 pm to
The end goal is all fat women and no fat men in these ads.

#DealWithIt
Posted by Y.A. Tittle
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:45 pm to
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That looks like 70% of this board


That’s just like my church PFG!
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:48 pm to
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2% body fat is like kenyan marathon runner skinny.



I'm not sure 2% or 3% is even survivable for most folks. I suspect the long distance runners do end up in the 3 1/2% to 4% range, which is very, very lean for human beings.

As a reminder (because America has gotten so fat as to lose all perspective about the subject), here are some examples and their correlation with the opposite sex (women are naturally fatter than men and that is a good thing ... up to a point ... this is what gives women their softness and curves):



A shite ton of Americans are in those last couple of columns on the right.

(ETA: Reminder not to confuse BF % with BMI. They are different scales, measuring different things and are not comparable, certainly not directly and without context.)
This post was edited on 5/28/22 at 1:51 pm
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:50 pm to
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That looks like 70% of this board





"BMI is bullshite, not an accurate measure of my body type"

Posted by 1BamaRTR
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Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 1:52 pm to
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A shite ton of Americans are in those last couple of columns on the right.

And a large portion of them will still think they’re not that fat. You know the “I’m just big boned” or the “I’m 5’10 240 but I’d look like a starved person if I lost 40 pounds” types
This post was edited on 5/28/22 at 1:54 pm
Posted by Lakeboy7
New Orleans
Member since Jul 2011
23965 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 2:03 pm to
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I’m 5’10 240 but I’d look like a starved person if I lost 40 pounds” types


"Yeah I could get to 190 but I would look like a cancer patient"
Posted by Ace Midnight
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89528 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 2:15 pm to
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“I’m 5’10 240 but I’d look like a starved person if I lost 40 pounds” types



Here is almost the exact example - dude is 5'10" 240 on the left, and 190 (-50) on the right. Obviously, this is an extreme example, but your 5'10", 240s think they already look like the baw on the right.



Same thing for girls - this girl is 5'3", 190 on the left, 145 on the right:



I like these examples, reasonably non-professional photo/lighting, no real exaggeration with lighting or touchups.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 2:23 pm to
Looks like he’s forcing out a turdlet into his astronaut diaper.

Multi-tasker extraordinaire!
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This post was edited on 5/28/22 at 5:51 pm
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 2:29 pm to
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I’m 5’10 240 but I’d look like a starved person if I lost 40 pounds types

So true - but I’m only 5’6” - I don’t want clothes falling off of me
Posted by cubsfan5150
Member since Nov 2007
15767 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 3:04 pm to
God damn you post the stupidest shite
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 3:09 pm to
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I’m 5’10 240 but I’d look like a starved person if I lost 40 pounds types

So true - but I’m only 5’6” - I don’t want clothes falling off of me
5-6 240 is too big, grt.
Posted by xxTIMMYxx
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 3:16 pm to
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I don’t want clothes falling off of me


JC
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
41535 posts
Posted on 5/28/22 at 3:30 pm to
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5-6 240 is too big, grt.


I’m actually 350
Posted by Miketheseventh
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 5/28/22 at 3:54 pm to
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Do you really want to see fat guys?

Absolutely not but I don’t want to see any fat arse women either
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