Started By
Message

re: Funny how girls get amnesia when they go out

Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:48 am to
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
32434 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:48 am to
Text her and see what's up. Maybe she's on the splitsville and you're the rebound or maybe she wants some strange. Either way you're getting laid.
Posted by Kracka
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Aug 2004
42503 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:48 am to
Guys who turn down pussy just because they are married are dumb as frick. Get off your high horse, and frick the pussy.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:50 am to
quote:


Guys who turn down pussy just because they are married are dumb as frick. Get off your high horse, and frick the pussy.


What's going to happen is she'll be divorced a year down the line and the OP will be telling the story of how he "could have" banged that hot chick but didn't. Probably the lamest of the lame drinking stories.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:51 am to
Have you ever been cheated on? I'm guessing no. Anyone that has, knows how it utterly destroys the other person. If you can take part in doing that to someone, idk what to say.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17754 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:51 am to
quote:

jvilletiger25


Aren't you dating a hot 16yo from your youth ministry?

JVille is a pedo
This post was edited on 6/5/17 at 9:53 am
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:51 am to
quote:



I wasn't looking for a one night stand. In fact, I've never tried to have a one night stand.


How gross looking are you?
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38442 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:51 am to
Whoa whoa whoa...






You're trying to tell me she went up to the and got the beers??







Dude can I have her number?

I won't tell my wife if she don't tell her husband.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:52 am to
quote:

Have you ever been cheated on? I'm guessing no. Anyone that has, knows how it utterly destroys the other person. If you can take part in doing that to someone, idk what to say.


You suck. No wonder your wife left you.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:53 am to
Yeah. In a related story, yesterday I shite gold and started flying around.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69240 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:53 am to
quote:

Text her and see what's up. Maybe she's on the splitsville and you're the rebound or maybe she wants some strange. Either way you're getting laid.


Freshly divorced females are almost always DTF
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30473 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:54 am to
The only thing you need to know about women is that they are all whores.

So treat them that way and you will win
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
43534 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:55 am to
quote:

The only thing you need to know about women is that they are all whores.

So treat them that way and you will win


I learned this in my late 20's and it hasn't let me down since.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:56 am to
quote:

If you can take part in doing that to someone,


Oh, I'm not actually taking part in any cheating. I'm taking part in free sex. It really is the only time a guy doesn't have to pay for sex. No date. No rent. No money for anything.
Posted by oleyeller
Vols, Bitch
Member since Oct 2012
32611 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:59 am to
So did u call her?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11633 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 9:59 am to
quote:

Yeah. Guys never do that.


Nope
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139227 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:07 am to
My post quoting the barber in Coming to America got whacked?

WTF, admins?
Posted by YeahYeah
Member since Jun 2016
2248 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:13 am to
quote:

I do a little FB stalking to see if I can find her.

quote:

 I didn't want to be contacting a crazy.

Sounds like you're the crazy. Had you not stalked the poor girl, you wouldn't know she had a husband
Posted by BoomerJam
Lumpkin Street
Member since Sep 2010
1102 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:18 am to
quote:

We're at the bar, and a super cute girl comes up to me. We start talking and she goes to the bar, grabs us a few beers, and hands me her number with her first name on it.


Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:36 am to
youre going to the wrong church
Posted by Double Oh
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
24671 posts
Posted on 6/5/17 at 10:38 am to
Tell me u banged this married chick and didn't puss out?

Why can't this happen to me?
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram