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re: Funes to be sentenced this morning

Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:01 am to
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15310 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:01 am to
He only has to pay back $397K and 33 months.

His salary had to be at least $300k.

He pissed that away.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
23226 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:05 am to
Funes, still has a lot of the money he stole in his possession. I’m amazed the Feds didn’t get involved and seize more assets from this chode.
Posted by Meezy
DA Bomb Squad
Member since Apr 2005
6960 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:12 am to
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33 months.


Wonder if he will be able to take the drug/alcohol rehab class. That would get 6 months cut off his sentence. If not, then he is looking at 22-23 months in Camp Fed then another 6 in the halfway house.
Posted by Tshiz
Idaho
Member since Jul 2013
7974 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:01 pm to
And if I hear one more thing about him being “a great guy” Or his church backing I’m to puke.

Systematic theft and abuse of power does not equal a great guy
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

His salary had to be at least $300k.


I think one article stated it was around $360k
Posted by MikeD
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2004
8608 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:40 pm to
Contrast this to poor folks (white or black) caught shoplifting something much less and the typical sentence they would get.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 9:49 pm to
I'm impressed that LSU athletics managed to come out unscathed from this.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36546 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 10:44 pm to

quote:


so he's either paying them back with their own money


Do you not understand what “pay back” means? What money are you suggesting he use?
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31166 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:06 pm to
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33-41 months.


To whoever downvoted this... I can calculate the USFSGs better than you.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:12 pm to
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To whoever downvoted this... I can calculate the USFSGs better than you.
You might be Obtuse1, but never forget that around here, you're dealing with Obtuse2s and Obtuse3s.
Posted by gobuxgo5
Member since Nov 2012
10356 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:15 pm to
WTF is his first name so I can google this shite.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31166 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:19 pm to
quote:

Contrast this to poor folks (white or black) caught shoplifting something much less and the typical sentence they would get.


That is a little hyperbolic since most of the time a 1st, 2nd or even 3rd felony shoplifting charge won't see time (as long as they are reasonably spaced out, not in posssesion of shoplifting "tools" and not stealing Patak Philippe watches or the like). However, if that got caught with 1/10th the amount of stolen goods Funes embezzled that would see more time in most states.
Posted by The Cool No 9
70816
Member since Jan 2014
11229 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:20 pm to
What a prick
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31166 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:21 pm to
quote:

WTF is his first name so I can google this shite.


John Paul Funes but Funes and Our Lady of the Lake or OLOL will work just as well.
Posted by gobuxgo5
Member since Nov 2012
10356 posts
Posted on 10/24/19 at 11:25 pm to
You coulda said "Opie" and I'd be like
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