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Frightened Neighbors Call Police On Charismatic Family Worshiping At Home
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:47 am
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:47 am
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Concerned neighbors called the police this morning as the Gallagher family, charismatic Christians, worshiped along with their church's live stream.
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It sounded like they were jumping up and down, shouting things about fire, and screaming in weird languages," said one of the neighbors who called in the tip. "At one point I thought our roof was going to cave in, they were stomping so hard. And they kept yelling about being reckless or something, which was concerning."
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With permission from the family, the officer searched their home. Other than her husband rolling around on the floor and two of their kids handling venomous snakes, there was nothing out of the ordinary.
"Have a nice day, ma'am. And try to keep it down, please," the officer said as he left. He was sent home with two large casseroles.
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:49 am to High C
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A nearby Presbyterian family also worshiped this morning, but nobody even knew they were home.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:49 am to High C
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Other than her husband rolling around on the floor and two of their kids handling venomous snakes, there was nothing out of the ordinary

Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:57 am to High C
I knew this was Babylon bee before I even clicked the link lol
Posted on 4/6/20 at 11:58 am to High C
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Other than her husband rolling around on the floor and two of their kids handling venomous snakes, there was nothing out of the ordinary.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 12:30 pm to High C
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If you don’t visit BB daily, you should.
The Bee is the best satire site going now. The Mideast Beast has some gems here and there, but no one is nearly as good as the Bee has been lately.
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