re: Friend Is Gifting His Somewhat Chubby Wife A Peloton For Christmas

He could save his $1500 and ole far girl could ride me for exercise.

In so I can easily check for updates in the morning.

So Saturday, Ol Friend had taken so much razzing he was having major second thoughts to the point of just returning it and buying anything soft or shiny. After that news got out, the razzing pretty much got worse. Being told he was a wimp and even worse, there's no way he could keep this story from her as most certainly someone will bring it up as a huge laugh. He realizes he's fricked.

He decides to punt and add the soft and shiny stuff to it We aren't quite sure of the grand total to this fiasco is but he's thousands in more than he figured. We're still considering the whole diet and clothing free offer call for sure.

shite, I bet Liposuction would have been cheaper

I have not bothered him on Christmas of course. But I want to know how she took the hint. I'll get details.

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What are his chances he makes it out alive?

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If he married her at that weight then he should just deal with the inevitable obesity...but if she is lazy and got fat after he put a ring on her finger then she should lose the weight or he should leave.

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I busted out laughing when he told me. He's pretty funny and knows it's a huge gamble.

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“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”

Your grasp of the English language has holes.

Come on baw, tell us if your wife left you already or is currently packing her stuff

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So does he not tell her he got pelton?

He should have keep it said he want to work out more see if she tried it out.

How does he hide pelton?

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