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re: Fourth of July themed gifts for SO
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:42 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:42 am to Riseupfromtherubble
Yeah she do, but she like tequila and that ish is hard to sip on out of a flask when you're a skirt.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:45 am to Tornado Alley
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she like tequila and that ish is hard to sip on out of a flask when you're a skirt.
Explain
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:48 am to Boudreaux35
She has a vagina. Therefore, she is unable to consume substantial quantities of hard liquor like a male.
Plus, the only liquor she really likes is tequila.
Plus, the only liquor she really likes is tequila.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:51 am to Tornado Alley
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Fourth of July themed gifts for SO
WTF
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:52 am to Tornado Alley
Just pick up some American flag cupcakes or chocolates from a bakery.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:53 am to lsunurse
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getting her a "just because" gift
Then she'll get used to the "just because" gifts. A few years down the road she'll start nagging about "you never get me random gifts anymore, the romance is gone, blah blah blah."
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:55 am to boddagetta
OP....just take that money instead and buy yourself something. You'll always be happy when you buy yourself something nice.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:56 am to Tornado Alley
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She has a vagina.
Surprising. I just assumed it was a man.
You know, with the way the news last week made it legitimate and all. I would have suggested an engagement ring if that was the case.
If it's a woman, well, frick it. It's just the Fourth of July. If she breaks up with you, don't worry. It will just bring you one step closer to the man of your dreams.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:56 am to Tornado Alley
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She real coo so like buying her stuff.
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Yeah she do, but she like tequila and that ish
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Yeah she do
You could stop talking like a teenage girl. There's a gift for all of us.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:57 am to boddagetta
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Then she'll get used to the "just because" gifts. A few years down the road she'll start nagging about "you never get me random gifts anymore, the romance is gone, blah blah blah."
Damn... somebody knows my ex-wife.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:00 am to Tornado Alley
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She real coo so like buying her stuff.
joint hooked on phonics books
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:01 am to Tornado Alley
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I wanna buy my SO something America themed
Buy her a football and a few grams of cocaine.
J/k. Buy her a gun.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:02 am to EyeoftheEldrick12
Don't make me call my bro StrongSafety to drop the race card on you . . . . . . . .
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:04 am to Tornado Alley
Oh I see what you are doing now. I was reading them with the wrong diction. Less valley girl and more compton.
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:24 am to Kingwood Tiger
Where can I buy this bikini?
Posted on 6/30/15 at 8:21 am to Tornado Alley
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Don't make me call my bro StrongSafety to drop the race card on you . . . . . . . .
Do you need his number?
Ignorance doesn't see race or color.
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