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re: Fourth of July themed gifts for SO

Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:42 am to
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28667 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:42 am to
Yeah she do, but she like tequila and that ish is hard to sip on out of a flask when you're a skirt.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:45 am to
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she like tequila and that ish is hard to sip on out of a flask when you're a skirt.


Explain
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28667 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:48 am to
She has a vagina. Therefore, she is unable to consume substantial quantities of hard liquor like a male.

Plus, the only liquor she really likes is tequila.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26453 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:51 am to
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Fourth of July themed gifts for SO

WTF
Posted by Forkbeard3777
Chicago
Member since Apr 2013
3841 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:52 am to
Just pick up some American flag cupcakes or chocolates from a bakery.
Posted by boddagetta
Moulton
Member since Mar 2011
10064 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:53 am to
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getting her a "just because" gift


Then she'll get used to the "just because" gifts. A few years down the road she'll start nagging about "you never get me random gifts anymore, the romance is gone, blah blah blah."
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:55 am to
That is very true.



OP....just take that money instead and buy yourself something. You'll always be happy when you buy yourself something nice.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9780 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:56 am to
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She has a vagina.


Surprising. I just assumed it was a man.

You know, with the way the news last week made it legitimate and all. I would have suggested an engagement ring if that was the case.

If it's a woman, well, frick it. It's just the Fourth of July. If she breaks up with you, don't worry. It will just bring you one step closer to the man of your dreams.
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
7049 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:56 am to
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She real coo so like buying her stuff.


quote:

Yeah she do, but she like tequila and that ish


quote:

Yeah she do


You could stop talking like a teenage girl. There's a gift for all of us.
Posted by SpqrTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2004
9780 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:57 am to
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Then she'll get used to the "just because" gifts. A few years down the road she'll start nagging about "you never get me random gifts anymore, the romance is gone, blah blah blah."


Damn... somebody knows my ex-wife.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28667 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 10:58 am to
Brah y u bein racist
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:00 am to
quote:

She real coo so like buying her stuff.


joint hooked on phonics books
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:01 am to
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I wanna buy my SO something America themed


Buy her a football and a few grams of cocaine.

J/k. Buy her a gun.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28667 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:02 am to
Don't make me call my bro StrongSafety to drop the race card on you . . . . . . . .
Posted by illuminatic
Manipulating politicans&rappers
Member since Sep 2012
7049 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:04 am to
Oh I see what you are doing now. I was reading them with the wrong diction. Less valley girl and more compton.
Posted by Tornado Alley
Member since Mar 2012
28667 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:05 am to
Posted by brbengalgal
Member since Aug 2010
3911 posts
Posted on 6/29/15 at 11:24 am to
Where can I buy this bikini?
Posted by EyeoftheEldrick12
Member since Jul 2012
1949 posts
Posted on 6/30/15 at 8:21 am to
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Don't make me call my bro StrongSafety to drop the race card on you . . . . . . . .


Do you need his number?

Ignorance doesn't see race or color.
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