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re: Former Apollo 15 Astronaut, Al Worden, says Ancient Aliens created humans

Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:00 pm to
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:00 pm to
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And they don't call 'em Astronuts just because they wear a diaper to drive cross country non-stop hoping to kill their married lover's other lover. Right?


A female astronaut who drove across the country then kidnapped a women who she thought was having an affair with her ex-husband is irrelevant.

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Nowak drove from Houston to Orlando, Florida, on February 4–5, 2007. She packed latex gloves, a black wig, a BB pistol and ammunition, pepper spray, a hooded tan trench coat, a 2-pound (900 g) drilling hammer, black gloves, rubber tubing, plastic garbage bags, approximately $585 (USD) in cash, her computer, an 8-inch (20 cm) Gerber folding knife and several other items before driving the 900 miles (1,400 km) to Florida. Early police reports indicated she wore space diapers during the trip, but she later denied wearing them. On February 5, 2007, Nowak went to the Orlando International Airport, waited for about an hour in the baggage claim, and then proceeded to the airport parking lot, where she located and confronted Shipman, who had just arrived from Houston by plane.

Shipman said that after arriving, she was aware of someone following her to an airport satellite parking area. When she got into her car, she heard running footsteps and quickly locked the door. Nowak slapped the window and tried to open the car door, asked for a ride, then started crying. Shipman rolled down the window a couple of inches after which Nowak sprayed the pepper spray into the car. Shipman drove off to the parking lot booth where police were summoned. Several Orlando Police Department Airport Division officers arrived minutes later, with the first officer observing Nowak throwing a bag into the trash at a parking shuttle bus stop. Nowak was subsequently arrested at Orlando International Airport on charges of attempted kidnapping, battery, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, and destruction of evidence. In a handwritten request for a restraining order against Nowak after her arrest, Shipman referred to Nowak as an acquaintance of a boyfriend but did not identify Oefelein, and also claimed Nowak had been stalking her for two months. Nowak told investigators she was involved in a relationship with Oefelein which she described as being "more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship". Citing evidence of elaborate planning, disguises and weapons, police recommended she be held without bail

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This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 4:02 pm
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:01 pm to
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Them I'll listen to.

well listen up! no bucks, no Buck Rogers!
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20356 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:03 pm to
Just don't frick with Buzz Aldrin.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:05 pm to
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Just don't frick with Buzz Aldrin.


probably best not to frick with fighter pilots
Posted by tgr4ever
Gwinnett, baw
Member since Jul 2011
16214 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:06 pm to
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These ancient alien people are among some of the craziest frickers on earth. From time to time I see it on history channel and it's sad these people really believe that shite.
??? Ancient alien theories make more sense than fricking religion
Posted by Polycarp
Texas
Member since Feb 2009
5564 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:07 pm to
Not attempting to troll here, but isn't that what Mormons believe?
Posted by TigerinATL
Member since Feb 2005
61441 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:07 pm to
What he's quoted as saying sounds like he just watches Ancient Aliens, not that he actually saw any while on missions.

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“We are the aliens, but we just think they are somebody else. But we are the ones who came from somewhere else, because somebody else had to survive, and they got into little spacecraft then they came here and landed, and they started civilization here.”

“And if you don’t believe me, go get books on Ancient Sumerians and see what they had to say.”

“They’ll tell you right up front,” Worden added.
Posted by Vegas Eddie
The Quad
Member since Dec 2013
5975 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:09 pm to
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Not attempting to troll here, but isn't that what Mormons believe?



Magic underpants boy..... better get you some
Posted by meeple
Carcassonne
Member since May 2011
9341 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:13 pm to
He's been watching Prometheus. We know how the s turns out.
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:15 pm to
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Not attempting to troll here, but isn't that what Mormons believe?


The Ancient Alien Theory does not conflict with the religious belief that God created everything.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90506 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:17 pm to
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These ancient alien people are among some of the craziest frickers on earth. From time to time I see it on history channel and it's sad these people really believe that shite.


There's some plausibility behind it tbh. A lot of ancient hieroglyphs from the advanced civilizations of the past depict alien like people showing them things. It's an interesting thought
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:22 pm to
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What he's quoted as saying sounds like he just watches Ancient Aliens, not that he actually saw any while on missions.


Maybe Worden sounds like he watches Ancient Aliens because he saw or knows something about UFOs and/or Ancient Aliens that makes him agree with what is being said on Ancient Aliens programs.
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
16459 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:22 pm to
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What he's quoted as saying sounds like he just watches Ancient Aliens, not that he actually saw any while on missions


I was expecting him to say he saw something when he was in space as well.
Posted by CarRamrod
Spurbury, VT
Member since Dec 2006
57426 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:24 pm to
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A lot of ancient hieroglyphs from the advanced civilizations of the past depict alien like people showing them things. It's an interesting thought
there are also a ton of fiction books in libraries all over the world talking about dragons and aliens and as much weird fake shite you can think of.
This post was edited on 10/4/17 at 4:25 pm
Posted by DawgfaninCa
San Francisco, California
Member since Sep 2012
20092 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:35 pm to
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A lot of ancient hieroglyphs from the advanced civilizations of the past depict alien like people showing them things. It's an interesting thought


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there are also a ton of fiction books in libraries all over the world talking about dragons and aliens and as much weird fake shite you can think of.


Since I know for a fact that water "dragons" are real even though scientists and most people claim they are not real then maybe aliens are also real even though scientists and most people claim aliens are not real.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34609 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 4:48 pm to
Sounds like some Zachariah Setchin(sp) stuff.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6251 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:09 pm to
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...is irrelevant.


It was a joke.

That said, did you know she passed right by us heading down I-10? She probably heard about getting stuck in traffic going over the bridge, hence the diaper.
Posted by BlackAdam
Member since Jan 2016
6442 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:22 pm to
Pics of the sea serpents or shut up about it.

Also why do these dudes have any more credibility than anyone else on things where there is no evidence?
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34609 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:24 pm to
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Also why do these dudes have any more credibility than anyone else on things where there is no evidence?


For they have reached out, and touched the face of God
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35369 posts
Posted on 10/4/17 at 5:32 pm to
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And somehow God creating everything is less crazy?
I didn't mention anything about God.

But, do you really think aliens just quit visiting us?
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