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For the young guys here - want to meet plenty of women?

Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:56 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23331 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:56 am
Give away kittens (particularly female kittens) around Christmas.

I had eight kittens I had to give away for adoption this month - four female, four male. The four females went quickly, but I had at least 40 other people emailing me for the female kittens. With one exception (and the exception was a 30's milf type), every kitten was adopted by a cute young woman.


Posted by RedRifle
Austin/NO
Member since Dec 2013
8328 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 9:59 am to
quote:

a 30's milf type


This would be the ideal woman if you didn't want a long committed relationship but still get to take to pound town a really experienced conductor.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26447 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:03 am to
Posted by cwil177
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2011
28423 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:04 am to
Male cats are way more chill. The bitchiest cats I've ever met were all female. Weird that the females went first.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124302 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:04 am to
Cool I'll try this next Christmas
Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
1431 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:09 am to
Give away pussy to get pussy. Got it.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23331 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Male cats are way more chill. The bitchiest cats I've ever met were all female. Weird that the females went first.


I gave away all the females before any of the males. I had a solid gray female that went first, and I had a ton of emails on her (I went through Craig's list).

Some young guy should get about six female kittens from the animal shelter a couple weeks before Christmas.

I was damn glad to get rid of those cats and the stray that has them is getting neutered Monday.
Posted by BayouFann
CenLa
Member since Jun 2012
6868 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:53 am to
It worked for isis!
Posted by Statestreet
Gueydan
Member since Sep 2008
12921 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:54 am to
quote:

Give away pussy to get pussy. Got it.


P4P
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21910 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:56 am to
So bitches love pussy too...... Got it
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68270 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:58 am to
And no pics of women.

What


The


frick
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
70913 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 10:59 am to
quote:

Male cats are way more chill. The bitchiest cats I've ever met were all female. Weird that the females went first.


This post was edited on 1/16/21 at 6:22 pm
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23331 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:00 am to
Even by my standards, it would be creepy to take pictures of the girls coming to pick up their kitten.
Posted by fightingtigers98
Member since Oct 2011
13236 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:02 am to
My cat was a stray too, he showed in my backyard and my dad started playing with it. Was the nicest cat ever, meowed to let you know he needed to go outside to use the bathroom and everything.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
3321 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:04 am to
Ask girl to hold kitten while you photograph it in order to remember it. Act sad. Get photo and pity sex.
Posted by chryso
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
11852 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:05 am to
If you want to meet women go take a dance class. My wife and I took a salsa dance class and there were 3 nice looking 20 something girls in there without partners.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:05 am to
quote:

This would be the ideal woman if you didn't want a long committed relationship but still get to take to pound town a really experienced conductor.

I've been dating a lot of women recently, mostly women in their 20s, but the oldest was a 33 year old consultant from England and she was, so far, the funnest lay. She did that thing where she lays on her back with her head hanging off the bed (or sofa in our case) and takes my cock all the way down her throat. First time I've been balls deep in someone's mouth. I can still feel the way my nuts felt as they pressed against her nose.

Anyway, she turned out to be nuts so I blocked her on my phone. It was fun while it lasted, but she was out of her gourd.
Posted by Lee to Toliver
Member since Oct 2011
5840 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:10 am to
That sounds like a story that a gay man would make up to sound straight
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:23 am to
quote:

That sounds like a story that a gay man would make up to sound straight
Because I care whether people on TD.com think I'm gay or straight
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136794 posts
Posted on 12/24/15 at 11:24 am to
Got that info for the crazy brit?

I have enough access to fake identification documents
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