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For people who are sick of Texans starting brag threads about texas

Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Honky Lips
Member since Dec 2015
2828 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:07 pm
frick that state. Everything is shitty outside of the hill country and the F1 track.

Houston: concrete shitty jungle
Dallas: used to be cool. Sucks now.
Eastern Gulf Coast: nasty
Corpus: Trashy
Mexican Border: War Zone
El Paso: Awesome. Just kidding. SHITTY.
West Texas: shitty oil towns
Schlitterbahn: trashy
Galveston: trashy
San Antonio: ghetto outside the Riverwalk.

Also:
Crappy "Cajun" food
Illegals everywhere
All those cheap houses everyone brags about: cookie cutter homes built very cheaply
Texas A&M: gay
U of T: pfft


I'm sure there's much more
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by poochie
Houma, la
Member since Apr 2007
6188 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:08 pm to
You're not the hero we want. But you're the hero we need.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58314 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:08 pm to
OP has Texas sized anger issues.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:09 pm to
Who cares? You sound like a huge vagina.

Aren't you the black dude that moved out of New Orleans to the Northshore because you're scared of other black people?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32515 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:09 pm to
All of what you say is true, but... the hill country, roads, and school are sooooo fricking great you can over look most of that shite. Especially as a Louisianaian where all of what you stated is also true of my state.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117681 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:10 pm to
Apologize to everyone in Texas for this thread.





Right this minute.
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:10 pm to
Pretty much all of your post is false.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:11 pm to
Texas is too hot for me and I couldn't care less about their Texmex culture.

But it's a better place to live than Louisiana. Not sure it's even close, tbh.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55224 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

Mexican Border: War Zone




Tells me you've never been there
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4949 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:12 pm to
Posted by baseballmind1212
Missouri City
Member since Feb 2011
3253 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:12 pm to
I moved to Houston on for a job post grad from LSU.

I'd like to thank LA tax payers for allowing me to graduate with no loans thru TOPS.

I'd also like to thank Houston for offering me a job with a 20% higher rate of pay than LA. along with but not limited to 0 state taxes, no SWB as mayor, and more shite to do on a weekend than there was in a month in BR.


that being said BR will always be home. I'll look sadly upon you as you slowly burn.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58314 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:12 pm to
Oh it's very close. They share a border.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175719 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:12 pm to
yeah but we have cool hats
Posted by Pankins
Flahrida
Member since Oct 2010
1178 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:12 pm to
quote:

Dallas: used to be cool

Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58314 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:14 pm to
And some baller arse shirts.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:16 pm to
quote:

OWLFAN86


Apparently the Mexicans over there would rather live alone with cats than go out and actually meet a real pussy.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37492 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:16 pm to
Man I hate our state. Floating clean rivers and drinking beer



I wish I could move and deal with Mitch landriue. Darn
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30550 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:16 pm to
I'm living in Dallas right now and it's 100 times better than BR or NOLA. The only thing they don't have is good Cajun food or LSU sports. There's no fricking fat people here, far less crime, and everything is upscale
Posted by brucevilanch
Fort Worth, Tejas
Member since May 2011
24333 posts
Posted on 6/29/17 at 7:18 pm to
Sorry you're poor and can't move out of your shitty state.
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