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For $10,000, could you eat an entire gallon of mayonnaise?

Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:56 pm
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:56 pm
I'm in the process of putting together a promotional challenge for a sponsor. I need to gauge the OT's interest and generate some feedback. The legal wording and issues will be worked out separately.

The stipulations for the contest are as follows:

1. You must ingest an entire gallon of **Brand X** mayonnaise in one hour.

2. You will be provided with unlimited water and white sandwich bread. You are not obliged to consume any, but it's available if you so choose.

3. You may not go to the bathroom for any reason at any time.

4. You must refrain from vomiting for fifteen minutes after you've completed the challenge.

5. You must allow yourself to be videoed and forfeit all rights and claims associated with your appearance.

Upon successfully completing the challenge, the prize will be paid in cash immediately to the winner. Failure to comply with any and all stated stipulations of the challenge will result in immediate disqualification and no prize will be awarded.

Would you attempt such a challenge? Do you think anyone could successfully complete it?
Posted by drewnbrla
The Pool is closed.
Member since Mar 2011
7839 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:56 pm to
I'll pass.
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:56 pm to
Not even close. I couldn't even do a spoonful. Also, I don't want a heart attack.
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:57 pm to
A jar. Sure.

A gallon. frick no.

If its Blue Plate, I'd give it a go.
Posted by Emiliooo
Member since Jun 2013
5148 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:57 pm to
No
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70002 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:57 pm to
If it's physically possible I would, but I expect that it isn't.
Posted by MrPappagiorgio
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2009
41122 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:57 pm to
That's a lot of fricking mayo

I cant believe that's possible
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39420 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:57 pm to
I love Mayo, but probably not. I would throw up after a jar or so
Posted by CT
Kate Upton's back
Member since Sep 2004
21054 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:58 pm to
How big is the average stomach? Will it even hold a gallon?
Posted by tigerman03
Metairie
Member since Jul 2008
3745 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:58 pm to
A bunch a pussie up in here.


Sign me up!
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278136 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:58 pm to
I'd try but a gallon is what, prob 2 jars? I doubt that I could do it
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:58 pm to
quote:

$10,000


Is it taxed? Im not eating a gallon of mayonnaise so the government can take 40% of my winnings.


I dont think I could even drink a gallon of water in one hour though
This post was edited on 1/13/14 at 7:00 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:59 pm to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58853 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 6:59 pm to
If you put some seasoning and Worcestershire in it, there are plenty here I bet that wouldn't bat an eye. They love some Canes sauce like crack to a crackhead.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

How big is the average stomach? Will it even hold a gallon?


It's certainly, "possible" for the stomach to ingest a gallon over that time period. Now, whether it's a good idea or not is a totally different subject.
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
64063 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:00 pm to
Check the professional eaters website or something. They do eat mayo as one of their contests. I'd make sure you don't have a pro come in and clean you out if a gallon is too easy.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62824 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:00 pm to
I couldn't watch someone... Nay, think of someone eating a gallon of mayo without puking.

Mayonnaise is disgusting. Dare I say, it is trashy.
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10602 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:01 pm to
quote:

Is it taxed? Im not eating a gallon of mayonnaise so the government can take 40% of my winnings.


The $10,000 is after taxes. Sponsor is willing to pay those.
Posted by Lester Earl
Member since Nov 2003
278136 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:01 pm to
A normal stomach can't hold a gallon of liquid. Not sure it could do mayo
Posted by Paige
Vice President of the OT
Member since Oct 2010
84748 posts
Posted on 1/13/14 at 7:01 pm to
I'd try it for 10k but no way could my stomach hold a gallon

A carton of blue bell is a half gallon right? Finishing that in an hour would be a challenge
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